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If Monkey posts something flattering about me, I may reward him with the cover to PERVERTED PLANET, featuring the stunning Czech beauty Suzie Diamond on the cover. She is just one of 7 lovely ladies in the movie and the buzz is already leaving distributors twitterpated.





Although touched by the offer of free porn I don't think I can in good conscious accept this from you. Im aware you release a high quality product but I have trouble pleasing myself to it knowing the risks you take each and every scene. If you were more careful and selective then Id be buying your stuff all the time, you have a great porno penis and from the few scenes ive seen you in you perform very well (christian should take notes). Even though I know my pleas have fallen on deaf ears I have to admire your desire to be the best at what you are passionate about.

In the wise words of the fictitious max fischer

"I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore"
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