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#291832 - 12/23/07 12:10 AM Bobbi Starr
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Bobbi Starr's beautiful butt.


And the face ain't bad either.


I know many people know her but she's just the nicest girl. Hot as fuck.

Bobbi is with www.spieglergirls.com.


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#291833 - 12/23/07 12:22 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Quote:

Ladies and gentlemen,
Bobbi Starr's beautiful butt.


And the face ain't bad either.


I know many people know her but she's just the nicest girl. Hot as fuck.




AGREED
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#291834 - 12/23/07 06:29 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Jake Malone put out a compilation of Bobbi's scenes for him at Evil Angel. I think it's out this month.

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#291835 - 12/23/07 09:25 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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BI bobbi starr ! mmmm nigga you done hit the jackpot.

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#291836 - 12/23/07 02:06 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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guapos a 12 year old white kid from the suburbs.black people dont type like that.

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#291837 - 12/23/07 02:16 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Stop dissing Guapo you fag.
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#291838 - 12/23/07 09:51 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Back to Bobbi Starr, cumeater.


For the foot guys.



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#291839 - 03/12/08 02:58 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Hot whore, but what STI is she sporting here?


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#291840 - 03/12/08 06:29 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Thanks for the pics Brandon. This one is definitely a classy looker that does it all - with gusto. Between her and Aline, they've got the buttfucking business cornered. I saw you open her up good in Fuck Slaves 2, but not sure if you've gone at it with Aline yet.

Read somewhere that she actually has a background in classical music, played the oboe?

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#291841 - 03/12/08 10:24 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Yes, Bobbi has a Masters's degree in music, I believe. She's a great girl. We had a great time in FUCK SLAVES #2. It was very real.

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#291842 - 03/12/08 10:40 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Quote:

Hot whore, but what STI is she sporting here?






yeah
thats looking pretty suspect to say the least

and this is why aims testing is touchy *shudder*
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#291843 - 03/13/08 01:45 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Quote:

Yes, Bobbi has a Masters's degree in music, I believe. .




and a PhD in STD's

Quote:

Quote:

Hot whore, but what STI is she sporting here?








yeah
thats looking pretty suspect to say the least

and this is why aims testing is touchy *shudder*





genital warts healing from electrocauterization

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#291844 - 03/13/08 01:55 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Quote:

Quote:

Yes, Bobbi has a Masters's degree in music, I believe. .




and a PhD in STD's

Quote:

Quote:

Hot whore, but what STI is she sporting here?








yeah
thats looking pretty suspect to say the least

and this is why aims testing is touchy *shudder*





genital warts healing from electrocauterization





sweet jesus fuck! ..good call

anyone else see that sta that one in four american teenage girls has an sti?

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#291846 - 03/14/08 12:38 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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paperchase: Please change your name to paperchaste. It rings truer, don't you think?

chaste /tʃeɪst/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[cheyst] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective, chast·er, chast·est. 1. refraining from sexual intercourse that is regarded as contrary to morality or religion; virtuous.
2. virgin.
3. not engaging in sexual relations; celibate.
4. free from obscenity; decent: chaste conversation.
5. undefiled or stainless: chaste, white snow.
6. pure in style; not excessively ornamented; simple.
7. Obsolete. unmarried.

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#291847 - 03/14/08 03:23 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Quote:

Hot whore, but what STI is she sporting here?




What the fuck are those open sores.
And Bobbi is one of Bella's homies. She loves her.

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#291848 - 03/14/08 08:46 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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That's not staph, it's the herp. See:


Courtesy of http://www.wgay.fm/sex4_8_06.html.

Good lord, can't y'all do a check with a flashlight before shooting scenes so we don't have to watch women with open, oozing herpes sores? Is there some kind of fetish niche market for whores with visible STIs that you're trying to cater to, Brandon?

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#291850 - 03/14/08 09:55 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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paperchase: Please change your name to paperchaste. It rings truer, don't you think?

chaste /tʃeɪst/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[cheyst] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective, chast·er, chast·est. 1. refraining from sexual intercourse that is regarded as contrary to morality or religion; virtuous.
2. virgin.
3. not engaging in sexual relations; celibate.
4. free from obscenity; decent: chaste conversation.
5. undefiled or stainless: chaste, white snow.
6. pure in style; not excessively ornamented; simple.
7. Obsolete. unmarried.





Brandon all salty. Nigga gets sensitive when you start talking about STDs and shit. Open sores on the pussy don't make for a good picture, you need to get naughty america's photoshopper on staff brandon, they made mia's staph infection disappear with a click of a button.
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#291851 - 03/14/08 10:00 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Quote:

That's not staph, it's the herp. See:


Courtesy of http://www.wgay.fm/sex4_8_06.html.

Good lord, can't y'all do a check with a flashlight before shooting scenes so we don't have to watch women with open, oozing herpes sores? Is there some kind of fetish niche market for whores with visible STIs that you're trying to cater to, Brandon?




Check Bobbi's fingernails in my screenshots, my friend, and the other shots. They are 2 completely different shoots. The shot you are referring to is not mine and I do not know whose it is. Ask Jenkins where he got the shot.

Bobbi is a great performer....period.

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#291852 - 03/14/08 10:03 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Brandon will be Patient Zero for a real-life "Twelve Monkeys" kind of shit.

I hope that future time travel is more precise than having an agitated Bruce Willis drop into Philadelphia!

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#291853 - 03/14/08 10:06 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Quote:

[True, I'd rather remain chaste for an evening then to have sex with someone with open STD sores, I understand that's not something you care about Brandon.




What I understand is that you are not intelligent enough to check photos closely. There are screenshots from 2 separate and different shoots. In one she has black fingernail polish. In mine, she has no fingernail polish. You have probably been sniffing fingernail polish. Keep huffing or whatever the fuck you do when you type before you think.


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#291854 - 03/14/08 10:09 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Check Bobbi's fingernails in my screenshots, my friend, and the other shots. They are 2 completely different shoots. The shot you are referring to is not mine and I do not know whose it is. Ask Jenkins where he got the shot.

Bobbi is a great performer....period.





Hey BI, what up son? No one is saying she is a bad performer they are just saying that it looks like she puts out cigarettes on pussy and thats not aesthetically pleasing, thats all.
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#291857 - 03/14/08 10:31 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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paperchaste: I am not qualified to give a medical opinion about anyone's health. Neither are you. M.D. after your name only means Mentally Defective.

I was merely pointing out that my shoot was not the same shoot as the one in question. Your projectile shit-slinging is limitless. If anyone has a medical condition that needs treatment, it's your diarrhea diatribes. Poo poo to you, coprophagite.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia

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#291859 - 03/14/08 10:54 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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OK. You win. You're the king. Now for the last time, I'm not the guy boning her in those pics so please direct all future questions/concerns/comments to him.

If you need help at what I look like, here's a pic that's a few hours old.


And another in case you want it.


I asked everyone on set what their opinions were of Bobbi and they all love her. Majority rule.


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#291860 - 03/14/08 11:02 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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brandon enters the political arena.



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#291862 - 03/14/08 11:22 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Ask your mom. She was there.

I can go as long as you can, genius. Now let me go enjoy Hustle and Flow on Spike as I cut the extras for PERVERTED PLANET. It's still hard out here for a pimp when you're trying to get the money for the rent. As soon as you're off welfare, you'll know.

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#291864 - 03/15/08 12:39 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Not someone's mom.....your mom. Let that incubate in your brain and lay eggs, sir.

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#291866 - 03/15/08 01:16 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Just like Mom's legs....

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#291867 - 03/15/08 02:28 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Brandon, most of us here really care about you. I for one feel your pain, I really do, how long can you keep living like this for? You are getting up there in age now (by porn standards) when are you going to find a nice girl thats accepting of your past to settle down with back in canada? You should have a nice little nest egg from all the work you've done the past few years. You have managed to avoid the life threatening diseases but with the questionable talent you continue to work with that streak won't last much longer, maybe its time you get out of the way and let another performer infamous for working with similar talent take that bullet. You could just stay behind the camera for a bit, see how it goes while you look for mrs right, said with love monkey.
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#291868 - 03/15/08 02:34 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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1. I'm just getting warmed up.
2. I love what I do.
3. SHE IS HALF MY AGE breathed new life into my otherwise faltering career.
4. Hotmovies.com currently ranks 50 to 1 #3 (disc 1) (part of the series which is the foundation of www.loadmymouth.com) as their most popular title in the “Gonzo: POV” genre. This means an underdog with a camera and a dream can compete in the major leagues. God bless this industry.
50 to 1 #3 (Disc 1)
Head Case 3
Suck It Dry 4
Porno Home Movies Vol. 11
Double D P.O.V.
Mother Fucks Best!
Handjob Harlots
Whack Jobs 2
Busty College Coeds P.O.V.
POV Centerfolds 6

Leaving now would be like Gretzky quitting when he was still an Edmonton Oiler.
5. Paperchaste's mom wants to do MILF movies. I have a new series starting (HE IS HALF MY AGE) and JM is considering bumping me to 2 per month. That means twice as many posts with twice as many promo opportunities. There is a small chance I may get my first STD but I am willing to walk the razor's edge for the sake of the industry. Mental note: check to see if Paperchaste's mom does interracial. Tone "10 inches of pain" Capone wants to meet her.

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#291872 - 03/15/08 10:06 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Whoah whoah whoah,
lets not go dragging gretzky into this
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#291873 - 03/15/08 01:34 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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I deny being in Hard Mechanics 2. I had such a horrible time on the first one that I refused to sign on for the sequel. I was lured on set by being told my then-Platinum X mobile would get a lube job and that turned out not to be 100% true.

Now be a good boy and wean yourself from Mom's exhausted, tooth-pocked tit. You are in your 30s, dude. No more breast feeding for you. Didn't anyone tell you that Mama's Boy is merely an expression and not a relationship status?

I'm about as STD-free as you are "str8" as evidenced by your voracious searches for gay porn. Get help, sir, and for God's sake clean that hard drive of Mom's Dell. There must be things on it that she wouldn't want to see. Amoxicillin and Cipro can help me but there are no drugs to cure your homoerotic fantasies. May I suggest 200 mg of cyanide? Wash it down with some milk straight -- oh, excuse me -- str8 from the tap.

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#291875 - 03/15/08 05:05 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Registered: 01/29/08
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IAFD seems more adequate here:

Hot Properties

Hard mechanics 2

The latter link describes Brandon Iron[s] to be quite versatile, provided it is accurate.
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#291876 - 03/15/08 06:38 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Quote:

Hard mechanics 2

The latter link describes Brandon Iron[s] to be quite versatile, provided it is accurate.




'Accurate' being the operative word here. Did you check his picture? If that's 'our' Mr. Irons, I'm Mr. Marcus.
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#291877 - 03/15/08 06:46 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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I actually did not check the headshot.

Since spelling on the net, and on forums in particular, is mostly considered pointless, and I read the name Brandon Irons many times around here referring to the guy from Platinum X Pictures, I assumed it was him.

It seems I was wrong.
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#291878 - 03/15/08 07:32 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Quote:

1. I'm just getting warmed up.
2. I love what I do.
3. SHE IS HALF MY AGE breathed new life into my otherwise faltering career.
4. Hotmovies.com currently ranks 50 to 1 #3 (disc 1) (part of the series which is the foundation of www.loadmymouth.com) as their most popular title in the “Gonzo: POV” genre. This means an underdog with a camera and a dream can compete in the major leagues. God bless this industry.
50 to 1 #3 (Disc 1)
Head Case 3
Suck It Dry 4
Porno Home Movies Vol. 11
Double D P.O.V.
Mother Fucks Best!
Handjob Harlots
Whack Jobs 2
Busty College Coeds P.O.V.
POV Centerfolds 6

Leaving now would be like Gretzky quitting when he was still an Edmonton Oiler.
5. Paperchaste's mom wants to do MILF movies. I have a new series starting (HE IS HALF MY AGE) and JM is considering bumping me to 2 per month. That means twice as many posts with twice as many promo opportunities. There is a small chance I may get my first STD but I am willing to walk the razor's edge for the sake of the industry. Mental note: check to see if Paperchaste's mom does interracial. Tone "10 inches of pain" Capone wants to meet her.





Brandon I can understand and respect that, things are going really well professionally for you right now, you have a lot of great lines out there and the work load is at its highest and im sure the money is rolling in.
Theres no question you are at the top of your game, but im still worried about Brandon irons the person not brandon irons the porn superstar. Ive seen quite a few of the pictures you've posted here with girls you work with and we both can agree that some are questionable at best when it comes to health risks.

I know you built your name on being able to work with anyone every day, youre a pioneer to performers like christian, donny long and derek pierce, but I think at some point you have to try to eliminate some of the risky situations you put yourself in, when a girls vagina looks like tom berenger's face in platoon then maybe sit it out, no one is going to question you as a performer for doing that.

I don't mean to go on like da burg but I worry about you Brandon. Remember the test they bring to set only covers HIV so if something doesn't look or feel right don't be too proud to not sit it out, I'll be praying for you like I always do, Monkey.
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#291879 - 03/15/08 07:39 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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I know you built your name on being able to work with anyone every day, youre a pioneer to performers like christian, donny long and derek pierce, but I think at some point you have to try to eliminate some of the risky situations you put yourself in, when a girls vagina looks like tom berenger's face in platoon then maybe sit it out






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#291881 - 03/15/08 08:45 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Quote:

Brandon, do you assert that you were never in Hot Properties, and have no gay for pay movies.






Would you believe him?
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#291883 - 03/16/08 02:04 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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i still want an apology for the gretzky comment
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#291884 - 03/16/08 02:18 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Quote:

So, Brandon, do you assert that you were never in Hot Properties, and have no gay for pay movies.




I will make no further statement or comment on Hot Properties until screen caps are posted from that movie by paperchaste specifically from minutes 43:11 and 1:12:18. You may also reference the intro to the final orgy scene on that classic, underrated dvd. That is all I have to say on the matter.

Now, I would like to take a moment to inform you that several new posts are up at the blog at www.brandoniron.com.
The thread titles are as follows:
1. Link to interview at www.adultdvdtalk.com
2. SHE IS HALF MY AGE vols. 1, 2 and HOOKERS AND BLOW on VOD
3. Another day, another couple of FUCK SLAVES
4. PERVERTED PLANET frame grabs
5. Brandon's Book of the Month Club
6. A Few New Pics Added to Starfish and Honeypots
7. Gov. Spitzer: It ain't his fault!

Rather than distract from Bobbi Starr's thread, I will post pics from the Kitten scene that was shot this afternoon for www.loadmymouth.com in its own thread. I will do this tomorrow, immediately following the shooting of the scenes for SHE IS HALF MY AGE #5 and www.covermyface.com.

If Monkey posts something flattering about me, I may reward him with the cover to PERVERTED PLANET, featuring the stunning Czech beauty Suzie Diamond on the cover. She is just one of 7 lovely ladies in the movie and the buzz is already leaving distributors twitterpated.

Thank you for your continued support.

As it is now 2:24am, I will bid you all adieu and enjoy Matthew McConaughey's fine performance as "Brandon" in TWO FOR THE MONEY. My screenplay for my June release, TWO FOR THE MONEYSHOT, oddly featuring me playing a character named "Brandon," is a coincidence.

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#291885 - 03/16/08 04:30 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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If Monkey posts something flattering about me, I may reward him with the cover to PERVERTED PLANET, featuring the stunning Czech beauty Suzie Diamond on the cover. She is just one of 7 lovely ladies in the movie and the buzz is already leaving distributors twitterpated.






Although touched by the offer of free porn I don't think I can in good conscious accept this from you. Im aware you release a high quality product but I have trouble pleasing myself to it knowing the risks you take each and every scene. If you were more careful and selective then Id be buying your stuff all the time, you have a great porno penis and from the few scenes ive seen you in you perform very well (christian should take notes). Even though I know my pleas have fallen on deaf ears I have to admire your desire to be the best at what you are passionate about.

In the wise words of the fictitious max fischer

"I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore"
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#291886 - 03/16/08 09:38 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
k1ng Offline
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Quote:

conscious




I asked if you graduated highschool earlier. Nevermind, I have the answer.
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#291887 - 03/16/08 10:12 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Quote:

Quote:

conscious




I asked if you graduated highschool earlier. Nevermind, I have the answer.




Thanks lappy, ive got my own little spell checker following me around.


edit:Seems I ran out of time, the correct word was conscience for those playing at home. Thats right, conscience. K1ng you win, I can't compete with your ability to mock my word count and grammical ( ) errors.
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#291888 - 03/16/08 10:19 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
k1ng Offline
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Quote:

spell checker




haha, even better that you think it's a spelling mistake. so, now I wanna know did you graduate elementary school? never mind, I bet you were home schooled. which online GED did you use?
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#291889 - 03/16/08 10:25 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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spell checker




haha, even better that you think it's a spelling mistake. so, now I wanna know did you graduate elementary school? never mind, I bet you were home schooled. which online GED did you use?





Top of your game k1ng, I can't compete.
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#291890 - 03/17/08 01:25 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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edit:Seems I ran out of time, the correct word was conscience for those playing at home. Thats right, conscience. K1ng you win, I can't compete with your ability to mock my word count and grammical ( ) errors.




No problem. I'm sure most people realized you were dumb long before I pointed it out and you can continue to reinforce that opinion post after post. Keep on keepin' on!
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#291891 - 03/17/08 01:26 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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In the wise words of the fictitious max fischer

"I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore"




Max also had this to say:
"Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks."

Get anything from that one, bub??

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#291892 - 03/17/08 05:56 AM Re: Bobbi Starr
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My screenplay for my June release, TWO FOR THE MONEYSHOT, oddly featuring me playing a character named "Brandon," is a coincidence.




Screenplay? Now that's funny.

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#291893 - 03/17/08 02:28 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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See you on stage at next year's AVN Awards. Eli Cross and I are talking about collaborating on this one. He wants to use Panaflex cameras and can't decide whether to pay Pacino to reprise his role as McConauaghy's mentor. I, on the other hand, want to shoot full automatic and do everything in my living room with actors wearing celebrity masks from a costume store to save a few bucks.

Not sure this is going to work out.

Either way, Bobbi Starr will have the lead. Let's get this thread back on track, shall we?

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#291895 - 03/17/08 06:52 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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Never said you have to buy it, fruitloop. Borrow it from one of your friends/roommates/male models-working-as-waiters-until-they-get-their-big-break.

"I will make no further statement or comment on Hot Properties until screen caps are posted from that movie by paperchaste specifically from minutes 43:11 and 1:12:18."

Now either follow the instructions or go fuck yourself with your Jeff Stryker dildo. And, no, I don't know where you can get a Jeff Mike dildo. Do your own research, man.


It's plain to see that your only attraction to this thread about Bobbi Starr was that you were hoping it was about some new dude named Bobby Starr. It's not. Get over it. Move on, homey...I mean, homo.


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#291897 - 03/17/08 07:34 PM Re: Bobbi Starr
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The last thing you are interested in is anything straight: answers...men....etc. You opened this can of whoop ass mainly because you saw "ass" on it and was hoping for something different.

Get funny or fuck off.

I rented Donny's studio. I have yet to work for him. It's called being self-employed. Go punch your time card and pray you aren't next in the layoff line.

Please respect Bobbi's thread and just accept your lesson.

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