Does the vict . . . I mean subject get paid per word? Is there a sliding scale as to value of said words in relation to the amount of drugs in Burgs system?
Say for instance, Burg on 5 Xannies, 2 Percs, one Lortab, 4 bonghits and a half bottle of whatever would fetch $5.50 per word with an average of no less than 500 words to fetch the sucker $2750 for their mortgage, rock, or car payment, and a lifetime of humiliation.
So that's $.50 per pill, .$25 per bonghit, and .$50 per half bottle of booze for each word. Smell what I'm cooking here?

Break the $10/word barrier and get a bonus Joyce-like run-on sentence sans punctuation or any discernable structure.

I like this, this thing could have legs.