A clue may be found in the pics found in tonight's blog entry from www.brandoniron.com. It's entitled MELISSA'S WARDROBE MALFUNCTION.

A horrible sartorial mistake was made today. The lovely and talented Melissa Julianna, 19, wore denim. The jeans were fine. The were form-fitting and complemented her svelte, nubile figure. See the first pic.

Melissa Julianna: http://hidebehind.com/335B02
The problem came when she took off her jeans and stepped into this gene pool…..the shallow end:

Sperm cocktail makers: http://hidebehind.com/A209DC
These malcontents treated her with all the respect and decency of a common street whore….a two-bit floosy….a hooker from the red light district. Anyone who has been there knows it’s a place where you can get robbed for all you’ve got. It’s a dangerous, nasty place. The 38 guys got sucked off and dumped loads in a cup, watching as Melissa drank it.

My point? I don’t have one. But I do know for sure you shouldn’t go to the red light district……ever. Stick with www.spermcocktail.com for all your masturbatory needs.