FINALLY...I got Gigi's ornaments today on Christmas Eve. They were delivered Saturday, but I had to pick them up at the post office since I wasn't home and my mailbox was too small. So, I stand in line for 45 minutes- yes, I got there at opening so shut your asses about porn whores doing everything last minute.

I get DENIED at the counter. My name on my id didn't match the 'gia jordan' the package was addressed to. I politely explained that it was a stage name, and again, they reiterated in a civil servant robot-like fashion that my id didn't match the name on the package. I told them that the sender does not know my real name. They told me they would re-send my package after Christmas. I wasn't backing down.

"I could get one of my movies from the car, but I don't think they would be appropriate for here." By then someone was yelling in Spanish and I split with the box.

There it was after I tore open the box!!! The WHY WHY WHY ornaments, an ornament that was probably from Pottery Barn but looked like a buttplug, and a White Trash Whore trailer ornament!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you, Gigi! Did anyone else get their pressies in baby blue flocked velvet cases? I dids. I also got some pomegranate seeds. I told Gigi to use popcorn instead of those styroform things for packing because I'm from Seattle and sustainable is how we roll. Merry Christmas!