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...and babies are a gift from gawwwwwd and not something you can control happening. Ugh



i spent yesterday afternoon with a woman who has fourteen children. they treat her like royalty at my kids' school. she bakes pies from scratch every day, and bakes her own bread. they live on a farm and raise pigs. she drives one of those bigass vans and right now it has a christmas wreath on the front. i swear though her vagina was making noises, not making this up.
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful