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White Trash Parenting for Dummies

Book has recipes for all things mayonnaise; how to buy generic cigarettes over the Internet; how to (unsuccessfully) prevent your boyfriend from molesting your underaged daughters and beating your young sons; how to pick winning lotto numbers; how to enter your marginally talented offspring into age inappropriate beauty contests and talent shows; and an appendix full of web links that list the welfare agencies in all fifty states.
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"I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People