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#291315 - 12/18/07 08:15 PM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Yes! K Fed part deux. Smart kid, riding the Spears gravy train. How these hookers escaped porn I'll never know.
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#291317 - 12/18/07 08:36 PM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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slipped one past the goalie.
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#291318 - 12/18/07 08:50 PM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I was hoping the baby's dad was Kevin Federline.
But seriously, what sucks is that her dumb ass will probably go ahead and have it.
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#291323 - 12/19/07 01:47 AM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Hey, they're Louisiana trash. She waited a year or two later than the other kids in the trailer park to get pregnant, the first time.
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#291324 - 12/19/07 03:32 AM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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Does anyone remember the days when it was morally scandalous for a teenage girl to become pregnant? I kind of remember them, but then they changed the rules somewhere along the line. If her mother did leak the news I hope she's investigated by child services.
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#291327 - 12/19/07 08:39 AM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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How depressed is this 16 year old, semi-cute / semi-hot, semi-wealthy young lady? Think about it....she clearly makes a conscious, impetuous decision that the sensation of allowing her (no doubt) virile fuck partner to creampie her snatch feels so good that the 15-20 seconds of warm spurting orgasmic joy inside her is worth the lifetime of consequences that follows. NOW That is Fucking Hotness defined.......16 yr old horny, cute chick NEEDS to feel her cooze filled with cum to such an extent that she does not care an actual LIFE, which she is now responsible for, is created in the process.... all that matters to her is those seconds of orgasmic bliss, and of course, her watching her lover as he shoots his load inside her, thus validating in young jamie lynn's mind that she is a sex goddess, too, like older sister Britney was.... <16 yr old girl's reasoning-fantasizing> "Ohhhhh he's cumming inside me, inside MY pussy....I made him do that, just like Britney made Kevin do before! I must be hot too ....kevin would have cum inside me too if I had gotten to him before britney!" Everyone getting this???  The level that these shallow, sensual whores think at is scary, but also sploogerific  I need to lie down.....
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#291328 - 12/19/07 09:25 AM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
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How depressed is this 16 year old, semi-cute / semi-hot, semi-wealthy young lady? Think about it....she clearly makes a conscious, impetuous decision that the sensation of allowing her (no doubt) virile fuck partner to creampie her snatch feels so good that the 15-20 seconds of warm spurting orgasmic joy inside her is worth the lifetime of consequences that follows.
NOW That is Fucking Hotness defined.......16 yr old horny, cute chick NEEDS to feel her cooze filled with cum to such an extent that she does not care an actual LIFE, which she is now responsible for, is created in the process.... all that matters to her is those seconds of orgasmic bliss, and of course, her watching her lover as he shoots his load inside her, thus validating in young jamie lynn's mind that she is a sex goddess, too, like older sister Britney was.... <16 yr old girl's reasoning-fantasizing> "Ohhhhh he's cumming inside me, inside MY pussy....I made him do that, just like Britney made Kevin do before! I must be hot too ....kevin would have cum inside me too if I had gotten to him before britney!"
Everyone getting this??? The level that these shallow, sensual whores think at is scary, but also sploogerific I need to lie down.....
Lynn spears is no different than jeffrey or any other pornographer out there. only difference ( and this is a big difference) Is she sells her own whore daughters to make a dollar. fucking sad shit!
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#291329 - 12/19/07 09:29 AM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/16/07
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Incredible. In 2007, despite everything that's happened, the mother was STILL trying to ride that old "Southern-Christian-role-model" bandwagon... Lynne Spears's Parenting Book 'Delayed Indefinitely': Lynne Spears's book about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn has been put on hold, the publisher confirms to PEOPLE. "The book is delayed indefinitely. It's delayed, not cancelled," says a spokeswoman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles. It had been scheduled for a spring 2008 release and was put on hold last week, says the rep. On Tuesday, news hit that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn is pregnant with her boyfriend's child. Publishers' Weekly described the book as "Lynne Spears's personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community." The publisher declined to comment on whether the focus of the book would change in light of the pregnancy announcement. "We are standing behind Lynn at this time and understand that she needs time with her family – we support that," says the spokeswoman.  SOURCE: http://www.worldofbritney.com/Amusing: http://www.hecklerspray.com/britney-spears-ma-writes-ill-judged-parenting-guide/200710645.php
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#291330 - 12/19/07 10:09 AM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Registered: 08/05/05
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Loc: Faber College
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Okay. I have read that the guy who boned her is 19 and she is 16 but the age of consent in Louisiana is 17. Y'all do the math. What does that add up to?
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#291331 - 12/19/07 10:16 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
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Okay. I have read that the guy who boned her is 19 and she is 16 but the age of consent in Louisiana is 17. Y'all do the math. What does that add up to?
it add up to one lucky mufucker that just nutted his way into riches.
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#291332 - 12/19/07 11:05 AM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Lynn is also a crappy mother for not teaching her kids about birth control.
It's not hard. If your daughter's not going to remember to take a pill everyday, at least get her a Depo shot 4x/year.
Dina Lohan is looking like a saint now compared to this.
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#291333 - 12/19/07 11:22 AM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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You can MOVE the trash out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer park mentality out of the trash........ Isn't there some statutory rape law violated here? 
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#291335 - 12/19/07 11:34 AM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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I heard she was 16 and he is 19
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#291337 - 12/19/07 12:15 PM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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from www.perezhilton.com+++++ When the National Enquirer reported on July 28th about Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy, lawyer's for the Nickelodeon star threatened legal action against the publication. Now, a source at the Enquirer has leaked us the letter Jamie Lynn's lawyers sent them at the time. It's priceless! It reads: “Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.There is no “rumor†concerning Ms. Spears’ (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless “rumor†just now being created by the National Enquirer. Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless “rumor†that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl.†+++++  on the notion that any of the spears whores could be considered "morally upright."
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#291340 - 12/19/07 03:25 PM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/07/07
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If your daughter's not going to remember to take a pill everyday, at least get her a Depo shot 4x/year.
The Spears family don't hold with that new-fangled doctorin'. They done treat everythin' with 'erbs.
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#291341 - 12/19/07 03:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Nah, herbs are for them new fangled boho chic Silicon Valley riches. Birth control at Chez Spears is praying there's RU486 in them there Frappacinos and babies are a gift from gawwwwwd and not something you can control happening. Ugh 
Jaime Lynn has fucked herself out of money. The 1 million they sold their story for to OK! is nothing compared to what Jaime Lynn could've made if she would've used protection or had an abortion to get rid of this womb parasite that will suck her financially dry way beyond that 1 million or any other paltry attention tabloid sum. Now she's lost her show and fucked up her image for garnering any future career.
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#291342 - 12/19/07 06:06 PM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Lynne Spears's Parenting Book 'Delayed Indefinitely'
. . . . . The publisher declined to comment on whether the focus of the book would change in light of the pregnancy announcement.
Anyone care to speculate on the title of said book? 
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#291344 - 12/19/07 07:54 PM
Re: Britney Spears lil sis knocked up
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
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Nah, herbs are for them new fangled boho chic Silicon Valley riches. Birth control at Chez Spears is praying there's RU486 in them there Frappacinos and babies are a gift from gawwwwwd and not something you can control happening. Ugh
Jaime Lynn has fucked herself out of money. The 1 million they sold their story for to OK! is nothing compared to what Jaime Lynn could've made if she would've used protection or had an abortion to get rid of this womb parasite that will suck her financially dry way beyond that 1 million or any other paltry attention tabloid sum. Now she's lost her show and fucked up her image for garnering any future career.
I don't think the Spears Klan would even be hip to RU486, I'm sure their idea of birth control is pulling out followed a few weeks later with a ride on the Wild Mouse at the local carnival.
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#291346 - 12/19/07 10:26 PM
Lynne Spears' Book Delayed Indefinitely
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
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NEW YORK (AP) — Lynne Spears' book about parenting has been delayed indefinitely, her publisher said Wednesday. Lindsey Nobles, a spokeswoman for Christian book publisher Thomas Nelson Inc., said Wednesday that the memoir by the mother of Britney Spears was put on hold last week.
She declined to comment on whether the delay was connected to the revelation that Spears' 16-year-old daughter, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.
"I can tell you that we are standing behind Lynne and supporting her decision to be with her family at this time," Nobles told The Associated Press.
"Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World" was initially scheduled for release May 11, Mother's Day. Spears, the mother of three children with ex-husband Jamie Spears, had been working with a Michigan-based freelancer since March on the memoir chronicling Spears' experiences raising a family in the public eye.
Jamie Lynn Spears, star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101" and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine in its new issue that she's expecting her first child and the father is boyfriend Casey Aldridge.
Nobles and representatives for Britney Spears said they did not know how Lynne Spears could be reached for comment about the status of her book.
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#291349 - 12/20/07 05:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Anyone care to speculate on the title of said book?
"The 50 Million Dollar Creampie" (as in what it will cost the little slut)
I blame Ariana Jollee and her 65 guy creampie abomination....Porn also bears some blame, but not as much as the mom or Jamie Lynn or the 19 year old sperm donor. There's a lot of blame to go around....but the fact is, 14, 15, 16 yr old kids are watching porn on their computers....parents suck at monitoring things like that, besides, how can you monitor that without doing further damage? the kids are going to see it somewhere, at a friends house or in school or at a internet cafe....at 16 yrs old, all you think about is sex, and with today's shit showing guys splooging inside chicks' everyhole, the kids see this and want to do it...its not at all surprising....they know it feels fucking great, so they do it, oblvious to all the dangers and warnings and advice they have received because their hormones trump all.
Bottom line, if your kid is one of the weaklings who cant control themselves, or refuses to be content with masturbating until they are 18 and old enough to work full time, then you are obliged to get them all the birth control you can...Pills, rubbers, sponges, lysol, coat hangers, the works....
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#291350 - 12/20/07 06:42 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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The sad thing in all of this is that if she had gone for the anal creampie, her life would have been so much better, as would our own.
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#291353 - 12/20/07 01:14 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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they say hannah montana gave brandon irons the aids 
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#291354 - 12/20/07 01:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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they say hannah montana gave brandon irons the aids
no, that would be God.
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#291356 - 12/20/07 03:40 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/01/07
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i spent yesterday afternoon with a woman who has fourteen children. they treat her like royalty at my kids' school. she bakes pies from scratch every day, and bakes her own bread. they live on a farm and raise pigs. she drives one of those bigass vans and right now it has a christmas wreath on the front. i swear though her vagina was making noises, not making this up.
I think after 14, her cooch would be incapable of making noise. At this point, it maybe permanently stay open and just completely dry out.
lol, I trust the spic on issues like this
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