Hmm...not so much...


Well, BI, look on the bright side...it could be worse. You could be this mope:

Try searching under specific series titles to get a better picture of how much filesharing might be impacting upon Brandon's bottom line.

The newest dodge I've seen is subtly changing the title, so 'Baker's Dozen' would become something like 'Cook's Twelve', Jules Jordan's 'Slut Puppies' would become 'Whore Doggies' etc.

The industry needs to start cracking the whip on the uploaders. If nobody uploads the content, then nobody can download the content. If you want to chop down a tree, you don't chop off every individual branch and twig, but instead go straight for the trunk.

I'm currently working on a content tracking idea which would allow producers to identify the uploader, regardless of whether they chop the clip up, use a proxy etc.

Whilst sound, unfortunately said idea would not work within the standard '$30 a month and download as much as you like' business model.

File sharing rips off every producer. This leaves you out, Willie. What is it that you do for a living? I mean, besides being an internet jackass.

You're an overweight Leprechaun with one testicle. That automatically makes you superior to your genetic predecessor.

Sing along with me your favorite STYX tune. 'Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands.....'

That's pretty funny coming from the broccoli-boy. Remind me again, how much did you get paid for the "pleasure" of getting pissed on by some fat hookers?

And since when do you get to rip on Geddy Lee when you're a Styx fan? What a fucking homo.

I recently read about Willie smelling bad... a real stink to him.

Willie come clean, please excuse the pun, we both know one of those strippers you pay for has given you herpes. Christy's Willie?

I do know that Brandon does not have the stink you do. The girls would complain.

You've rendered yourself completely irrelevant. Having to come back to revive your own threads is a sign of failure. So is living on an Indian reservation.

So you are superior to me. OK. I get it. Back to the question. What is it you do for a living?

Meet me at the Alaskan Bush Company - you know where it is. Please shower first.

Chief Black Hawk

When you compare it to his stand up comic abilities, Ryan is an incredibly successful porn star.