Cryin Knox and Shehawk Steele showing up here is just a desparate attempt for each of them to capture the coveted "XPT Mope Douchebag of 2007" award. It's a tough field, they'll have to outrun Kurt Trannywood, TJ Cummings, Justin Syder, and whoever that dork was who invented "jondra."

Good luck to Broccoli & She-hawk.