Its real simple...everyone come up with their own analogy-type questions related to porn and all things disgusting....we'll debate and discuss the (most) appropriate and correct responses to each question propsed by each poster. I will start us off with these:

#1) Porn is to Sex as

(a) Mcdonald's is to Nutrition

(b) Grand Theft Auto is to Growing up in South Central Los Angeles

(c) Donkey punching is to Honeymoons


#2) JM Productions/Max Hardcore is to Holly Randall as

(a) Cumfart Cocktails is to Romance

(b) Ass is to Mouth

(c) Sal McVagrant is to Bachelor Parties


#3) Brandon is to Valtrex as

(a) Ceara Lynch is to a Healthy Colon

(b) Yeast is to Hillary Scott's Pussy

(c) Stagliano is to Pfizer

(d) Whore is to Crack

(e) Sierra Sinn is to Shelly Luben

(f) Batman is to his Utility belt