I had a weird dream last night...the fundamentalists took over America and in an "attempt to return women to their submissive position in society" declared that from that moment on all women must be completely nude during their wedding ceremonies and that they must perform sexually on their new husbands in front of the entire congregation before leaving the pulpit to "ensure consummation of the marriage."

They continued to say that no woman would be able to take a position of leadership once it has been seen in public that she "willingly allows her husband's penis to be inserted into her mouth" and that she "allows someone to insert themselves into her vagina or anus and inject her with a bodily fluid that is not her own and cannot be manufactured on her own."

When I woke up I vowed not to eat Mexican food before bed again.

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I had a weird dream last night...the fundamentalists took over America

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That's not a dream..

better lay off the shrooms too

I don't know if it was the food or your family member laying a curse on you for shitting in that trunk the other day