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#290351 - 12/11/07 11:11 PM WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
I realized something in porn irks me quite a bit.

Big ugly foreskins on the guys.

I mainly watch American stuff so its generally avoided, but there's some serious ugly foreskins out there that just creep me out. Maybe its used to being circumsized so its still a shock, or maybe something more sinister. But something just bugs me about them.

My choice for worst? Valentino. The big cheese dick completes the terrible just greasy wop look he's had for ten years straight.

Who's your choice for the uncut actor who needs to clean the smegma out?
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#290352 - 12/11/07 11:25 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:


Who's your choice for the uncut actor who needs to clean the smegma out?




I haven't the faintest idea what any of these guys cocks look like, and I would suggest you might consider adopting a similar position if you want to grasp onto any remaining shreds of masculinity and/or dignity.

Do you act out all-male gang-bang fantasies with your Star Wars figurines?
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#290353 - 12/11/07 11:26 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Holy Christ! This is a joke right? Or is your critique of cock a normal event?
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#290354 - 12/11/07 11:27 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
foreskin posts from a guy is pretty gay
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#290355 - 12/12/07 12:13 AM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

I haven't the faintest idea what any of these guys cocks look like, and I would suggest you might consider adopting a similar position if you want to grasp onto any remaining shreds of masculinity and/or dignity.






Forget it, this thread was a queer kamikaze death dive at the deck of the USS XPT. Good job with the ack ack, crew.

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#290356 - 12/12/07 01:02 AM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

I realized something in porn irks me quite a bit.

Big ugly foreskins on the guys.

I mainly watch American stuff so its generally avoided, but there's some serious ugly foreskins out there that just creep me out. Maybe its used to being circumsized so its still a shock, or maybe something more sinister. But something just bugs me about them.

My choice for worst? Valentino. The big cheese dick completes the terrible just greasy wop look he's had for ten years straight.

Who's your choice for the uncut actor who needs to clean the smegma out?





you eat fore skin burgers

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#290357 - 12/12/07 01:40 AM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

I realized something in porn irks me quite a bit.

Big ugly foreskins on the guys.

I mainly watch American stuff so its generally avoided, but there's some serious ugly foreskins out there that just creep me out. Maybe its used to being circumsized so its still a shock, or maybe something more sinister. But something just bugs me about them.

My choice for worst? Valentino. The big cheese dick completes the terrible just greasy wop look he's had for ten years straight.

Who's your choice for the uncut actor who needs to clean the smegma out?





you eat fore skin burgers



lol, fucking El G.
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#290358 - 12/12/07 02:47 AM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Great...now those folks over at ADT can have a 'Faggiest XPT Thread Of The Day' topic.

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#290359 - 12/12/07 04:10 AM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Boy is this a whole lotta wrong but you fuckin' damn near asked for it...



Attachments
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Edited by lance69 (12/12/07 04:11 AM)
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#290360 - 12/12/07 08:56 AM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
It's inevitable to see dick in porn & Stevie makes a good point that uncut cocks are gross. It seems American porn is being over-run by eurostuds with cheezedicks, so that is why I refuse to watch scenes with Manual Ferrarra,Steven French or any other foo with foreskin. It's grotesque, girls I know who watch porno wholeheartedly agree.


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#290361 - 12/12/07 06:32 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
This thread is gayer than the gays in sergio t's sig.
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#290362 - 12/12/07 06:37 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

This thread is gayer than the gays in sergio t's sig.




so does this mean you dig uncut cock?
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#290363 - 12/12/07 06:42 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

This thread is gayer than the gays in sergio t's sig.




so does this mean you dig uncut cock?




As long as they bathe, I'm down. Really, I'm more concerned with who the cock belongs to.
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#290364 - 12/12/07 06:46 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Boy is this a whole lotta wrong but you fuckin' damn near asked for it...







dont play that game when brandon iron is visiting you or you gonna get the worst herpes and genital warts of your life

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#290365 - 12/12/07 08:25 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


dont play that game when brandon iron is visiting you or you gonna get the worst herpes and genital warts of your life




Is there a best?

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#290366 - 12/12/07 08:51 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:


dont play that game when brandon iron is visiting you or you gonna get the worst herpes and genital warts of your life



Reason enough not to share your beer.
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#290367 - 12/12/07 08:54 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

This thread is gayer than the gays in sergio t's sig.



Hey, that was a brutal one sided ass kicking from UFC 74. Nothing gay about choking someone out.
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#290368 - 12/13/07 02:56 AM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Quote:

This thread is gayer than the gays in sergio t's sig.



Hey, that was a brutal one sided ass kicking from UFC 74. Nothing gay about choking someone out.




UFC is gay. Real men watch Kaiju Big Battel

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#290369 - 12/13/07 03:01 AM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
Malcolm Y Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/01/07
Posts: 135
whenever you feel the urge to watch sweaty men rolling around on the floor grabbing eachother, you know for sure that you are GAY. Nothing wrong with that but please don't be a hypocrite.

And what the fuck is up calling the thread started gay?? I mean why the fuck is it off limit to comment the dudes? I don't want disgusting fucks like ryan knox in my porn, I wanna see neutral looking dudes with big dicks ponding the fcuk out of some poor girl with a wrecked rectum. If that's gay then you are a fucking idiot.

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#290370 - 12/13/07 04:47 AM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

UFC is gay. Real men watch Kaiju Big Battel



That looked like a pro wrestling, Power Ranger style.
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#290371 - 12/13/07 04:54 AM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

whenever you feel the urge to watch sweaty men rolling around on the floor grabbing eachother, you know for sure that you are GAY. Nothing wrong with that but please don't be a hypocrite.

And what the fuck is up calling the thread started gay?? I mean why the fuck is it off limit to comment the dudes? I don't want disgusting fucks like ryan knox in my porn, I wanna see neutral looking dudes with big dicks ponding the fcuk out of some poor girl with a wrecked rectum. If that's gay then you are a fucking idiot.



Yeah, sure buddy. What exactly makes me a hypocrite? Half the fights stay standing up. They include punching and kicking, not exactly rolling around with sweaty men as you put it.

And yes, wanting to see big dicks does make you gay. Live with it.
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#290372 - 12/13/07 06:40 AM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
Malcolm Y Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/01/07
Posts: 135
Quote:

Quote:

whenever you feel the urge to watch sweaty men rolling around on the floor grabbing eachother, you know for sure that you are GAY. Nothing wrong with that but please don't be a hypocrite.

And what the fuck is up calling the thread started gay?? I mean why the fuck is it off limit to comment the dudes? I don't want disgusting fucks like ryan knox in my porn, I wanna see neutral looking dudes with big dicks ponding the fcuk out of some poor girl with a wrecked rectum. If that's gay then you are a fucking idiot.



Yeah, sure buddy. What exactly makes me a hypocrite? Half the fights stay standing up. They include punching and kicking, not exactly rolling around with sweaty men as you put it.

And yes, wanting to see big dicks does make you gay. Live with it.




lol, you've obviously taken a few too many hits to the head, buddy. consistency and logic seems no longer to be part of your thought process.

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#290373 - 12/13/07 01:02 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Malcom Y is Gay Squared

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#290374 - 12/13/07 02:14 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
I have to agree with Ryan but I will deny ever doing so.
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#290375 - 12/13/07 02:54 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
UFC rules. The war machine / J-roc fight proved that. I loved the ending when Warmachine sweeps him and fist fucks his face. (Come to think of it it does sound a little, when writing this)
Truth be told there is nothing sexy about a compressed trachea, or a hyper-extended joint.
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#290376 - 12/13/07 03:12 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

UFC rules. The war machine / J-roc fight proved that. I loved the ending when Warmachine sweeps him and fist fucks his face. (Come to think of it it does sound a little, when writing this)
Truth be told there is nothing sexy about a compressed trachea, or a hyper-extended joint.



That was a great fight, second only to Huerta/Guida that night.
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#290377 - 12/13/07 03:16 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

whenever you feel the urge to watch sweaty men rolling around on the floor grabbing eachother, you know for sure that you are GAY. Nothing wrong with that but please don't be a hypocrite.

And what the fuck is up calling the thread started gay?? I mean why the fuck is it off limit to comment the dudes? I don't want disgusting fucks like ryan knox in my porn, I wanna see neutral looking dudes with big dicks ponding the fcuk out of some poor girl with a wrecked rectum. If that's gay then you are a fucking idiot.



Yeah, sure buddy. What exactly makes me a hypocrite? Half the fights stay standing up. They include punching and kicking, not exactly rolling around with sweaty men as you put it.

And yes, wanting to see big dicks does make you gay. Live with it.




lol, you've obviously taken a few too many hits to the head, buddy. consistency and logic seems no longer to be part of your thought process.



You still haven't answered the question. Perhaps your looking for dvd's with big dicks in them? Who am I to argue with your choice.
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#290378 - 12/13/07 08:46 PM Re: WORST Fore Skins in Porn:
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:

Quote:

UFC rules. The war machine / J-roc fight proved that. I loved the ending when Warmachine sweeps him and fist fucks his face. (Come to think of it it does sound a little, when writing this)
Truth be told there is nothing sexy about a compressed trachea, or a hyper-extended joint.



That was a great fight, second only to Huerta/Guida that night.



Sure was. That night was worth paying PPV money for. And it was free. They were both warriors, hard to see a real loser in either fight.
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