This time of year with out a doubt is midget frenzy season....
The majority of midgets must earn enough money during this season that they are able to take their disproportionate heads and misshapened limbs back into hiding for 11 months.
Lets not forget anyone who cannot operate a motor vehical in a way where others are not inconvienced by their inability to make a decision.(such as the decision to fucking go when the fucking light turns fucking green)
One day I will be behind you in a large nondescript 4-wheel drive,and after you make me miss the light because your cell call was more important than anywhere I need to be,don't be surprized when your car is moving forward into the path of a crossbound semi despite you having both feet planted on the brakes...
Whew it feels good to vent.
IF I DONT GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER...? DONT EVER FUCKING CALL ME!