The Hungarian strippers are the worst. A few years ago the titty bars and rub + tugs were flooded with them. Things haven't been the same since.

I discovered a new holiday peeve. I walked into the LCBO (govt-regulated liquor store and the only place to buy booze) to get a few cans. On the way a homeless guy and a dude with a violin hit me up for cash. Then I got to stand in line forever because nobody uses cash anymore. The guy in front of me paid for one king can of beer with his fucking debit card. After all this the cunt behind the counter has the nerve to ask if I'd like to donate $2 to the Sick Kids Hospital.

Despite being a twisted fuck I also have a compassionate side but the line has got to be drawn. I give when I feel like giving. I give a lot less and a lot infrequently when every fifth jackoff I encounter is looking for a handout.