I read an article a year or two ago about some reporter's visit to the Playboy mansion, and she said it was pretty sad. She talked about the dirty 70s style shag carpet, and how Hef still has the room full of old pinball machines...a Norma Desmond for our times.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."