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#28982 - 05/31/04 02:32 PM Smelly Monkey's Top 5 most hated list
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Well my top 5 hate list is back with some new names, some not so new names and some new names ???. Lets begin


1. smartt: I hate smartt so very, very, very much. I wish one day smartt would not look while crossing the road and get hit by a bus, yet everytime he reappears on the board i get very disappointed as i know another day has passed that smartt has avoided that fantasy bus of mine. I will now let my band of pissing monkeys urinate on a picture of smartt like they have so many times before, let the band play on.





2. Scott Fayner: Scott Fayner was the first and only man that i have slept with as many of you already know. To say i am still bitter over him dumping me for taylor is a huge understatement but the fact he has not only denied that we had a relationship but has tried to sue me twice is like putting lemon sauce into an open penis wound. Damn you fayner.

3. Sammura: The infamous hood rat of the board, the only user to this day that i could actually smell when she logged on, that horrid smell of rotted bannana cake left out for days on a hot stove would make my skin crawl. She has moved down the the list since she has left

4. Nicole sherridan: I dedicated a whole list to her before and i can't be bothered to retype it all so if you really care search it out.

5. smuthutguy: He is a constant thorn in my side. We have never seen eye to eye before and when i found out he was mark davis it just angered me more. With his two toned penis and far too purple penis head and his unability to have a proper cumshot has ruined many a porno flick where hot stars are willing to take a rare facial that is ruined by his deformed penis, ohh penis.
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#28983 - 05/31/04 02:43 PM Re: Smelly Monkey's Top 5 most hated list
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Well, I have to say that Mark Davis does have something going for him because he usually has the girl take her FUCKING SHOES OFF!!!! I don't know much else about him. Except that he should have ass fucked Lexi Mathews, the little cum dodger, into submission in Just Over 18 #3.

Okay. Sorry. I just like male stars with foot fetishes because they usually give the lady's feet some on camera attention.

There is almost nothing worse than a great fucking scene in which the girl keeps her shoes on. Lost potential, IMHO.



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#28984 - 05/31/04 03:42 PM Re: Smelly Monkey's Top 5 most hated list
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
Shoes stay on, punk! Feet are gross! Monkey is gay!

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#28985 - 05/31/04 05:24 PM Re: Smelly Monkey's Top 5 most hated list
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Well, I have to say that Mark Davis does have something going for him because he usually has the girl take her FUCKING SHOES OFF!!!! I don't know much else about him. Except that he should have ass fucked Lexi Mathews, the little cum dodger, into submission in Just Over 18 #3.

Okay. Sorry. I just like male stars with foot fetishes because they usually give the lady's feet some on camera attention.

There is almost nothing worse than a great fucking scene in which the girl keeps her shoes on. Lost potential, IMHO.








I agree toelicker, take the f'in shoes off or a least compromise and take them off half way through the scene, that way the shoes on and off people are happy.
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#28986 - 06/01/04 07:20 PM Re: Smelly Monkey's Top 5 most hated list
Fayner Is God Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/11/03
Posts: 78
Loc: Hollywood
you are the ultimate in retardedness. ive never fucked a dude, no dude has ever fucked me. funny shit though. if only you bothered me, that would make your day.

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#28987 - 06/01/04 09:12 PM Re: Smelly Monkey's Top 5 most hated list
Steven Millan Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas

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#28988 - 06/01/04 09:15 PM Re: Smelly Monkey's Top 5 most hated list
Steven Millan Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
That upper post of mine is my response to Marc Davis' all-too-cool fetish for the absolutely awesome femme foot!!!

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