Well my top 5 hate list is back with some new names, some not so new names and some new names ???. Lets begin


1. smartt: I hate smartt so very, very, very much. I wish one day smartt would not look while crossing the road and get hit by a bus, yet everytime he reappears on the board i get very disappointed as i know another day has passed that smartt has avoided that fantasy bus of mine. I will now let my band of pissing monkeys urinate on a picture of smartt like they have so many times before, let the band play on.





2. Scott Fayner: Scott Fayner was the first and only man that i have slept with as many of you already know. To say i am still bitter over him dumping me for taylor is a huge understatement but the fact he has not only denied that we had a relationship but has tried to sue me twice is like putting lemon sauce into an open penis wound. Damn you fayner.

3. Sammura: The infamous hood rat of the board, the only user to this day that i could actually smell when she logged on, that horrid smell of rotted bannana cake left out for days on a hot stove would make my skin crawl. She has moved down the the list since she has left

4. Nicole sherridan: I dedicated a whole list to her before and i can't be bothered to retype it all so if you really care search it out.

5. smuthutguy: He is a constant thorn in my side. We have never seen eye to eye before and when i found out he was mark davis it just angered me more. With his two toned penis and far too purple penis head and his unability to have a proper cumshot has ruined many a porno flick where hot stars are willing to take a rare facial that is ruined by his deformed penis, ohh penis.