So smug...so superior....yet, oddly...not. It is a tale full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. I love guys who do nothing other than put down what other people are doing or at least trying to do, all without ever having thrown their own hat in the ring. Don't worry, Smutty, you bombastic blowhard, you coulda been a contender....in something, possibly....if you would have stopped sucking on all those lemons that contorted your face into a Grinchlike sneer. The Whos in Whoville don't give a fuck about you.