Seriously, man. I have been getting these emails from porn stars, who have encountered you at conventions, strip clubs and K-Marts across the country.

Every. Single. One of them. Has complained about your B.O. It's become infamous now. I dunno, maybe you're living in one of those areas under a drought alert and you've been reducing the amount of showers and baths recently.

But really, you should try bathing at least once or twice a month. My email box is getting full from all these complaints, man.