Shelly to her 8-yr-old daughter: "Aw...are you putting labels on the bags to help the porn stars?"

What a great mother you are, Shelley. You made your daughter know what a porn star is.

My mother and I were pretty open with each other, but she had enough boundries to draw the line at what was too adult for a little kid.

YOU ARE SELFISH.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K