J.M. Announces AVN Expo Booth Signers and AVN Award Nominations
November 30, 2007

Chatsworth, CA – Every year, shortly after the holiday decorations have been packed away and the final turkey & stuffin’ leftovers have been eaten, there comes a special event which inspires a sense of wonderment every bit as magical and awe inspiring as the holiday traditions which precede it. It takes place in an enchanted land where holiday bonuses can be easily squandered on in-room hookers and ‘morality’ is a word you needn’t bother knowing the definition of. Rejoice, for it’s time to celebrate the glorious end results of bad parenting with your favorite whores, pimps, and pornographers at the 2008 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) in Las Vegas, Nevada, January 9th thru 12th, 2008.

As always, J.M. Productions will be exhibiting its fine lineup of disturbingly filthy DVDs and videos at this year’s expo. JM is proud to announce the lineup of whores and degenerately perverted pornographers that will be appearing a their booth this year, including the beautiful & excessively slutty Cheslie Rae – star of numerous JM films, along with Jerri Lee & Barbie Addison for Khan Tusions’ Pariah Pictures, Max World Entertainment’s highly disturbed founder Max Hardcore & his favorite cocksocket Layla, and America’s favorite sex addict Brandon Iron, head of Brandon Iron Productions.

Porn fans should be advised that the lineup of show signers is subject to change. “Sometimes the girls disappear inexplicably and leave you only with unanswered questions and a really nasty rash,” explains JM publicist Tony Malice, “But don’t worry, if that happens we’ll quickly get new ones to sign for our fans. If there’s one thing I’ve learned in this business, it’s that whores are replaceable, but our customers aren’t.”

Unfortunately, this year the diabolical director Khan Tusion won’t be able to make it to the show. “The last time I went to Las Vegas I dropped my wallet while I was burying something in the desert,” explains Khan, “The authorities really want me to come back so they can return it to me, but I told them it’s okay because I’ve already cancelled my credit cards.”

J.M. Productions and the production houses for which it distributes are also nominated for a staggering 41 AVN Awards, including 21 for JM itself & founder Jeff Steward, 13 for Powersville, Inc. & visionary director Jim Powers, 3 each for Pariah Pictures and Chatsworth Pictures, as well as a Best New Video Production Company nomination for Fuck You Cash. Also, recent JM addition Brandon Iron is nominated for 4 awards for his previous work. The company looks forward to the final award announcements at the 25th Annual AVN Awards Show on January 12th.

J.M. Productions has every expectation that this year’s show will be the best ever. It will be a great opportunity for our customers to learn more about our exciting offerings and meet their favorite whores. Fans and distributors are encouraged to visit J.M. and their gaggle of whores at booth #2036 from January 9th thru 12th (note: January 9th is for trade only).

In honour of the passing of Evel Knievel, I will be jumping the JM Productions booth with a Harley Davidson previously owned by Vince Vouyer at 2:00pm on January 11th. If successful, I will then attempt to jump the fountains at Caesar's Palace, recreating Evel's stunt from 1968.

Does anyone have a helmet I can borrow?

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