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#288979 - 11/30/07 08:46 AM Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	I never heard of this before but last night im watching The Ultimate Fighter and couple of guys pull this prank called a "upper deck". Its when you take a shit in the upper part of the toilet (you know, the tank) so each time its flushed you get a surprise. Awesome. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#288980 - 11/30/07 09:23 AM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
Marlin Fitzwater Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/25/07 Posts: 153	aka Marmaduke
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#288981 - 11/30/07 09:53 AM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	And people say Vaudeville is dead. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#288982 - 11/30/07 09:56 AM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
Sister Fister AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/18/06 Posts: 549 Loc: Pittsburgh Pa	lol yea they make reference to upper deckers in Jon Waters "a dirty shame" its the funniest thing in the world _________________________ "Alexis Bledel, aka Rory Gilmore. I wanna do her and Lauren Graham at the same time...but only if they stay in mother/daughter character...or else it's the rubber hose for the both of 'em." ~Vizzle
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#288983 - 11/30/07 12:03 PM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	jeff, you should work this in to the next "swirlies"... ryan knox told me he'll do the shitting for a twenty rock. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#288984 - 11/30/07 12:11 PM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Better yet, do a Reverse Swirlies and have Ryan's shit shoot back in his face while he's receiving strap-on action. C'mon. Ryan needs to buy Christmas presents. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#288985 - 11/30/07 12:17 PM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: Better yet, do a Reverse Swirlies and have Ryan's shit shoot back in his face while he's receiving strap-on action. C'mon. Ryan needs to buy Christmas presents. only if the final edit has the cameraman pushing him back down when he tries to get up and run. i will so buy this. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#288986 - 11/30/07 12:27 PM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Ha! I'll take the stills for it. Ryan, you ready for your pretty boys yet? Give him the box cover he so richly deserves. Reverse Swirlies: Degradation is the Shit _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#288987 - 11/30/07 02:18 PM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	In the UK, it's called a 'Top Deck'. Jeff, you and Tony should ask Santa for a copy of Viz magazine's Profanisaurus...it has tons of disgusting words, phrases, practices and euphemisms. Perfect for crafting those press releases! Here's a sample...sadly Amazon in the US doesn't carry the newest version, it would seem. Alyssa West = Wizard's Sleeve
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#288988 - 11/30/07 03:16 PM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	Quote: Ha! I'll take the stills for it. Ryan, you ready for your pretty boys yet? Give him the box cover he so richly deserves. Reverse Swirlies: Degradation is the Shit What do they pay you for doing those stills, $50 bucks? You'll blow anyone with a test$$$-
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#288989 - 11/30/07 03:32 PM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	There's much pwnage in this thread... :tsunamilimpdickbanana: _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#288990 - 12/01/07 07:58 AM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	Quote: You'll blow anyone with a test$$$- No or else she would have blown you by now. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#288991 - 12/01/07 08:30 PM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
D.W. Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 05/29/07 Posts: 136	The upper decker takes me back to my senior prom. As I awoke from the couch bed of my hotel room the first thing I saw was a glass full of piss on the nightstand next to me. I have no idea who's it was. I then go to bathroom to find my date passed out in the bathtub having thrown up all over herself. After waking her up and kicking her out I decided it would be a good time to perform an "upper decker" in said bathroom. I didn't give a shit then because the room was checked out into my friend's rich dads credit card. Today it is one of my fondest memories.
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#288992 - 12/03/07 05:42 AM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
Sister Fister AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/18/06 Posts: 549 Loc: Pittsburgh Pa	For Some reason Mr. Gore, I expect nothing less from you... _________________________ "Alexis Bledel, aka Rory Gilmore. I wanna do her and Lauren Graham at the same time...but only if they stay in mother/daughter character...or else it's the rubber hose for the both of 'em." ~Vizzle
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#288993 - 12/03/07 12:45 PM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	What hotel has a toilet with a tank? Why would you lie about something like this? Did it make you feel cool?
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#288994 - 12/03/07 12:51 PM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
Sister Fister AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/18/06 Posts: 549 Loc: Pittsburgh Pa	Days INN In Butler Pa still has tops on their toilets...but then again that place is in the heroine capital of the world and i think its 33 dollars a night for one of their rooms... _________________________ "Alexis Bledel, aka Rory Gilmore. I wanna do her and Lauren Graham at the same time...but only if they stay in mother/daughter character...or else it's the rubber hose for the both of 'em." ~Vizzle
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#288995 - 12/03/07 01:21 PM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
Charlie Malloy Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/10/06 Posts: 1487 Loc: NYC	Quote: Jeff, you and Tony should ask Santa for a copy of Viz magazine's Profanisaurus...it has tons of disgusting words, phrases, practices and euphemisms. Perfect for crafting those press releases! Oh man, that is the truth! I have PROFANISAURUS REX, a more recent edition (2005) of PROFANISAURUS. It's impossible to find for under 60 bucks plus shipping from the U.K. It is brilliant and hysterical. Very British though, since it's published by the classic UK humor/satire mag VIZ. A lot of its humor can be gibberish to an American. Good news is there's a brand new edition that came out November 7: ROGER'S PROFANISAURUS IV: THE MAGNA FARTA, available for $9 at amazon.co.uk.
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#288996 - 12/03/07 10:13 PM Re: Have You Ever Heard of A "Upper Deck"?
D.W. Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 05/29/07 Posts: 136	Quote: What hotel has a toilet with a tank? Why would you lie about something like this? Did it make you feel cool? When I said hotel I was referring to a motel in Missouri. Answer your question?
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