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db shit your diaper and make the bitch clean shit up.



I've decided she's too nice to abuse, although she wondered why I keep toggling the 'puter screen everytime she comes in to take my temperature or fluff my pillow....

She wakes me up about an hour ago at 6am to take out my IV and replace it with a Heparin Lock since my antibiotic course is finished. She slept downstairs in my guest room, and she slept in those blue and green hospital scrubs, sans Bra......when she was bending over replacing the IV tubing and flushing it with Heparin, I could see her tits as plain as this computer screen, and they were actually quite nice. Like I said she is on the chunky side (probably 15 pounds overweight but she looks a tad bit like Belinda Carlisle from her early GoGo's days) and she is not wearing any ring, so I am debating whether I've known her long enough now (2 days) to perhaps start asking general non-invasive personal questions, like whether she is involved with anyone or not, whether she believes in the Rapture or Santa Claus. or whether she believes allowing recuperating patients to titty fuck her and splooge onto her outstretched tongue violates any healthcare ethical standards, stuff like that...she just asked me to think about what I want for breakfast, so my answer MUST involve some Breast/Titty-Fucking innuendo....my only fear is that after this surgery, my splooge might be bloody too like my piss. Then again, she's a R.N so she's trained to deal with all manner of bodily functions, right? Cleaning up puke, wiping peoples' asses after using the bedpan, inserting and removing catheters...how much of a stretch is gobbling bloody cumballs???

I really need to write a book, eh?
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