I once fed a whore, who was in withdrawal from Percocet and shivering in 85 degree sunshine, five vitamin C tablets telling her it was Oxy, and that as soon as she felt better she could either let me call around for treatment options, or give me a blowjob for some more Oxy .... 30 minutes later, still shivering, she had her mouth around my dick while I was counting out real Oxy tabs verrrrrryyyyy slowwwwwly on the coffee table next to us. Hey...I gave her an out (so to speak), she wouldnt take it....


I am sitting here in my home just back from the hospital after having my kidney fucked with by a FEMALE Urologist at 6 am this morning. I have an IV still in my left hand and a visiting nurse named Lauren who will be here for the next 24 hours until I stop pissing blood and have had enough IV Morphine and antibiotics. She's cute but a little chunky...what diabolically debauched act should I try to bribe her to do, bearing in mind she is already paid well? I am thinking of telling her I am left handed (I am a righty) and that I have a hardon that wont go away but I cant whack off with this IV in my left hand and would she please help me etc etc etc. The drugs are making me too nice, help me out with more disgusting ideas before her shift is over tomorrow night....