Since I'm being assailed as an Afro-American, I guess I'll contribute.
Dumbest thing I've ever seen a nigger do; While standing in line behind a group of three or four of our darker brothers I observed this exchange. Toad #1 starts slapping his head, going from side to side and says "man, my shit be itchin'". Nigger #2 replies "How much you be washin' yo shit?" #1 replies "Nigger, I ain't washed my shit in like two, tree weeks". #2 "Shit nigger, you be washin' yo shit too much. Man, I's ain't washed my shit in 3 months. Yo shit be gettin' all ashy and shit you be washin' yo shit dat much". #1 "fuck nigger, i gots to wash my shit man. it be smellin and shit i don'ts wash it" (all this time nigger #1 keeps smacking his head like he's crushing roaches in his moms kitchen). The three guys I was with all looked at each other and the same thought crossed our minds...how do these fucks ever wonder why most white people see them as idiots? Act like a filthy, stupid, dirty animal and the world will treat you like one.