Sorry Bitch, never been to jail and have no criminal record. As for $$$....yeah, I really lived off the $100-200 a pop that mopes get paid. Send a PM to any of the directors I worked for and ask them if I was lacking financial security. Oh that's right, you don't actually know any directors or talent that you could ask. You are just a tiny worm of a man without any work to do who lives through his internet window into a fantasy world. Look up from your screen and watch the feet pass by your tiny little basement hovel.