You say my two cents don't count because I'm not in the industry. I quote someone in the industry and now she's "fighting my battles." The fact is, when someone like Alana, who's been through some of the great losers of our time like Lockwood, tears you to shreds and leaves you a quivering wreck, it's time to make like your pal and pull the plug.

The bottom line, fucktard, is that King's got it absolutely right: Those things are too fucking big for her and make her look cartoonish. It's a waste of a damn good whore.

Don't let Wankus trade you any bad meth for food stamps.