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Today there was this open call audition. One of the guys that showed up had written on his application that he had "a very unique tattoo" naturally everyone was curious- so he removes his shirt and tattooed on his back, instead of angel wings, are two fried chicken wings. He said he had the idea copyrighted- encouraged by the woman who first had angel wings on her back (which she too got copyright).
He'll retire a wealthy man.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."