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I've given up all my delusional hopes for enlightenment as far as ancient monotheism is concerned.



So your answer, then is to assume the ID of the Bible's first murderer? Interesting.

And, no, I will not give you a hug. Sorry. I might consider pissing on you if you were on fire, but only if your insurance will cover my fees, which are considerable.



Let me rephrase that "...ancient EGYPTIAN monotheism...". I think the name "Qayin" is quite appropriate for somebody who has failed his brother(s) again and again. I didn't actually murder him but... anyway...

I went to the dentist's yesterday. She's a very attractive woman in her thirties and quite friendly. She has an assistant / nurse who's even better looking. Very chatty and flirtatious, too... Hence I ended up with two sexy women making jokes peppered with all kinds of "innuendoes", poking around in my mouth with their latex-gloved fingers, a "drool sucker" and several awful sounding instruments, inflicting pain on me, while I lay there helpless like a lab rat. It was wonderful! And I've got another appointment with those cruel beauties on monday...

Jim B., I'm not angry about your harsh reaction. I understand you, I really do! I understand that you have to build a reputation as a tough keyboard warrior. Your position on this board has been shaky right from the beginning due to your pedantic, anal retentive and unsympathetic personality and your excessive attempts to be one of the "regulars". Btw, R.I.P. R.D.! Loosen up a little and take it easy /-ier! Remember, desperation isn't very appealing! Just think of all the strength, totally heterosexual love and manly manliness in general you have to give to the world! And don't be so self-conscious and insecure! Just don't try so hard all the time...

Always remember:

You shall love with all your heart, with all your soul and with all your might. And these words which I command you today shall be on your heart. You shall teach them thoroughly to your children, and you shall speak of them when you sit in your house and when you walk on the road, when you lie down and when you rise up. You shall bind them as a sign upon your arm, and they shall be for a reminder between your eyes. And you shall write them upon the doorposts of your house and upon your gates.

I do - and so should you!

And: Kissing builds up your mouth!

One last thought: This board shouldn't be so monothematic in its conversational tone. Diversity is the spice of life!

Hey Vanessa, how's it going? "Luv ya, baby!"

Long live Holly! (And Gia, too...)

Peace!