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#288355 - 11/26/07 11:23 AM
I need a hug!
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Registered: 07/13/07
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I need a hug! I really do!
I'm lonely and it's so cold where I live right now... I need to feel the warmth of humanity again - the touch of somebody who has some love to share. Just a little bit of compassion and sympathy...
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#288357 - 11/26/07 11:45 AM
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What a terrible thing to say! You are a heartless and cruel person!
And you've made me even sadder than before...
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#288358 - 11/26/07 11:53 AM
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Just what I needed on a cold and rainy Monday. The return of Akhenaten.
Going with the Cain & Abel schtick this week?
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#288360 - 11/26/07 12:19 PM
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Just what I needed on a cold and rainy Monday. The return of Akhenaten.
No, there is no more Akhenaten. Akhenaten was a mistake! I've given up all my delusional hopes for enlightenment as far as ancient monotheism is concerned. My therapist has been telling me time and time again that I have to turn to the living for help and compassion. And he is right! I HAVE to reach out to my fellow human beings! Would you give me a hug Jim? In a brotherly and totally heterosexual way? You seem like a guy who has a lot of strength and love to share...
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#288361 - 11/26/07 12:26 PM
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I've given up all my delusional hopes for enlightenment as far as ancient monotheism is concerned.
So your answer, then is to assume the ID of the Bible's first murderer? Interesting.
And, no, I will not give you a hug. Sorry. I might consider pissing on you if you were on fire, but only if your insurance will cover my fees, which are considerable.
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#288363 - 11/26/07 03:01 PM
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Poodle Killer
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Registered: 02/24/06
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I will keep this short.. Fuck off and die...! 
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#288365 - 11/26/07 06:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Go to Starbucks and get yourself a huge black coffee and go running. Run for as long as you can. Works every time.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#288366 - 11/27/07 12:57 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
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Go to Starbucks and get yourself a huge black coffee and go running. Run for as long as you can. Works every time.
This is why she has the finest ass out of anyone in this thread! 
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#288367 - 11/27/07 01:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Nah, I'm betting Loopnode has an amazing ass.
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#288371 - 11/29/07 07:01 PM
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I've given up all my delusional hopes for enlightenment as far as ancient monotheism is concerned.
So your answer, then is to assume the ID of the Bible's first murderer? Interesting.
And, no, I will not give you a hug. Sorry. I might consider pissing on you if you were on fire, but only if your insurance will cover my fees, which are considerable.
Let me rephrase that "...ancient EGYPTIAN monotheism...". I think the name "Qayin" is quite appropriate for somebody who has failed his brother(s) again and again. I didn't actually murder him but... anyway...
I went to the dentist's yesterday. She's a very attractive woman in her thirties and quite friendly. She has an assistant / nurse who's even better looking. Very chatty and flirtatious, too... Hence I ended up with two sexy women making jokes peppered with all kinds of "innuendoes", poking around in my mouth with their latex-gloved fingers, a "drool sucker" and several awful sounding instruments, inflicting pain on me, while I lay there helpless like a lab rat. It was wonderful! And I've got another appointment with those cruel beauties on monday...
Jim B., I'm not angry about your harsh reaction. I understand you, I really do! I understand that you have to build a reputation as a tough keyboard warrior. Your position on this board has been shaky right from the beginning due to your pedantic, anal retentive and unsympathetic personality and your excessive attempts to be one of the "regulars". Btw, R.I.P. R.D.! Loosen up a little and take it easy /-ier! Remember, desperation isn't very appealing! Just think of all the strength, totally heterosexual love and manly manliness in general you have to give to the world! And don't be so self-conscious and insecure! Just don't try so hard all the time...
Always remember:
You shall love with all your heart, with all your soul and with all your might. And these words which I command you today shall be on your heart. You shall teach them thoroughly to your children, and you shall speak of them when you sit in your house and when you walk on the road, when you lie down and when you rise up. You shall bind them as a sign upon your arm, and they shall be for a reminder between your eyes. And you shall write them upon the doorposts of your house and upon your gates.
I do - and so should you!
And: Kissing builds up your mouth!
One last thought: This board shouldn't be so monothematic in its conversational tone. Diversity is the spice of life!
Hey Vanessa, how's it going? "Luv ya, baby!"
Long live Holly! (And Gia, too...)
Peace!
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#288372 - 11/29/07 07:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I have to say I agree with everything Qayin said here. Feel free to verify that my IP does not match his.
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