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#288252 - 11/24/07 02:56 PM I'm So White Trash
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	does it get any more white trash than buying a white christmas tree at walmart? i should have bought a case of newports to complete the ghettoness of it all. carry on. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#288253 - 11/24/07 03:12 PM Re: I'm So White Trash
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	Quote: does it get any more white trash than buying a white christmas tree at walmart? The only way it could be more whitetrash is if you bought a Dale Earnhardt ornament to hang from it. _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#288254 - 11/24/07 03:12 PM Re: I'm So White Trash
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	I thought they were calling them 'family trees' now _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#288255 - 11/24/07 03:18 PM Re: I'm So White Trash
D.W. Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 05/29/07 Posts: 136	I was under the impression they stopped making white Christmas trees after 1989.
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#288256 - 11/24/07 03:19 PM Re: I'm So White Trash
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	You need to get the Clapper to turn the lights on and off. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#288257 - 11/24/07 03:20 PM Re: I'm So White Trash
ranathan Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/02/07 Posts: 705	but on the other hand if you were poor and jewish you could of made yamakas out of the empty newport boxes
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#288258 - 11/24/07 04:15 PM Re: I'm So White Trash
Kingfish Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 1133 Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...	Do you have any cars on cinder blocks in the front yard in disrepair? I will stop now as not to devolve into a lame Jeff Foxworthy routine. _________________________ "I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People
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#288259 - 11/24/07 04:29 PM Re: I'm So White Trash
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	haha, i didn't even think anyone would respond to this... i forgot the best part: my littlest one threw a full-blown on-the-floor temper tantrum because i would not buy him a fucking gun-- not a toy gun, but an actual like hunting rifle--and so i'm right in the middle of smacking my kid's ass in fucking walmart because he wants heavy artillery and i run into this dude i used to buy severely stepped on cocaine from. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#288260 - 11/24/07 04:35 PM Re: I'm So White Trash
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	oh, and for the record, the white tree (pre-lit with colored lights, of course ) is the kids' tree for the playroom-- we're re-doing it this year. i have no real excuse for how i let them talk me into a white one, but i am so getting a clapper, thank you zenman. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#288261 - 11/24/07 04:40 PM Re: I'm So White Trash
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	It was white trash of you to put marshmellows on your sweet potatos this Thanksgiving. But rock on. I dig you. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#288262 - 11/24/07 04:51 PM Re: I'm So White Trash
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	If you didn't buy a gun to go with your Christmas tree you're not true white trash. Unless you paid for the tree with a blowjob while your husband watched and planned the rest of the holdiday shopping with this form of currency in mind. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#288263 - 11/24/07 05:02 PM Re: I'm So White Trash
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Tritone will never forgive you for not getting a black tree. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#288264 - 11/24/07 05:03 PM Re: I'm So White Trash
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	i paid for all the furniture in my family room in blow jobs. i wanted to redecorate, that was how my budget was determined. my husband is usually flexible that way. oh, and the new carpeting, too. if memory serves, i think i got a couple of bathrooms redone this way also. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#288265 - 11/24/07 05:10 PM Re: I'm So White Trash
Kingfish Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 1133 Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...	Quote: i paid for all the furniture in my family room in blow jobs. I am sure all the service people look forward to working on your car, wiring, plumbing, drywall, HVAC, well you get the point. _________________________ "I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People
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#288266 - 11/24/07 05:11 PM Re: I'm So White Trash
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I hear ya, gigi. I paid for the computer I'm typing on with an anal scene and my coffee table with a blow bang. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#288267 - 11/24/07 05:58 PM Re: I'm So White Trash
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: I hear ya, gigi. I paid for the computer I'm typing on with an anal scene and my coffee table with a blow bang. that is why i love you. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#288268 - 11/25/07 01:56 AM Re: I'm So White Trash
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: It was white trash of you to put marshmellows on your sweet potatos this Thanksgiving. No fucking way you did that....god that makes me just wanna...wanna....find a Genesis Skye look-a-like whore, ask her how much to blow a load down her throat, hear her say "300", offer her 200 (in keeping with the white trash angle induced arousal), and while I am yanking her hair back whacking 3 inches from her mouth, have her ask me "why dont you wanna fuck?", and I reply "I like my Penis that's why", and have her say "I dont get it!?!?", at which point I am about to cum and I say "Droppin Fuckin Hints...!" as I splooge on her tongue. Hello, Room Service?? _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#288269 - 11/25/07 07:06 AM Re: I'm So White Trash
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Quote: I hear ya, gigi. I paid for the computer I'm typing on with an anal scene and my coffee table with a blow bang. That just gave me permagrin. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#288270 - 11/25/07 08:15 AM Re: I'm So White Trash
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: Quote: It was white trash of you to put marshmellows on your sweet potatos this Thanksgiving. No fucking way you did that....god that makes me just wanna...wanna....find a Genesis Skye look-a-like whore, ask her how much to blow a load down her throat, hear her say "300", offer her 200 (in keeping with the white trash angle induced arousal), and while I am yanking her hair back whacking 3 inches from her mouth, have her ask me "why dont you wanna fuck?", and I reply "I like my Penis that's why", and have her say "I dont get it!?!?", at which point I am about to cum and I say "Droppin Fuckin Hints...!" as I splooge on her tongue. Hello, Room Service?? i'm confused; does this mean that putting marshmallows on your sweet potatoes that you will or won't get you to splooge on my tongue after dinner? :mentallypreparinggrocerylist: FUCK ALL YOU HATERS OF MY DELICIOUS SWEET POTATOES! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! [/lockwood] _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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