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For those of you who think this is all one big party for me, I present to you this ball-stretching shot that nearly left me half the man I was before the scene. A well-meaning Kelly Skylar was tag-teaming me with Stephanie Cane when I was nearly Lance Armstronged by over zealous suctioning. It's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle, of course, but please ask yourself what price you are willing to pay to have sluts on your nuts, guys.



That sofa scares the shit out of me, together with that in lawn carpet.