For those of you who think this is all one big party for me, I present to you this ball-stretching shot that nearly left me half the man I was before the scene. A well-meaning Kelly Skylar was tag-teaming me with Stephanie Cane when I was nearly Lance Armstronged by over zealous suctioning. It's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle, of course, but please ask yourself what price you are willing to pay to have sluts on your nuts, guys.