Fuck y'all. I likes my ladies and hold each one of 'em dear to my heart....AND my nutsack. The 300th girl will go up at www.loadmymouth.com this week. Statistically speaking, 300 of ANYthing will result in a bell curve with some women being in the extremely beautiful range (Courtney Cummz, Alektra, Jamie Huxley) and some women being on the other end. The dirty end. The head-in-the-toilet-puking-up-pills-and-vodka end. The "Hey! I'm a TV star. I'm on next week's Intervention" end. They all eat cum and my sperm swim towards gullets one and all.

I leave you with some facts for your edification:
1% of American women have worked as prostitutes.

Of prostitution arrests in the United States, 70% are female prostitutes, 20% are male and 10% are customers.

Surprisingly, the U.S. Department of Health reports that only 3-5% of STDs are caused by prostitutes, while 30-35% is caused by teenagers.

The United Nations proposed a resolution in favor of the decriminalization of prostitutes in 1949. The resolution has been ratified by 50 countries (excluding the U.S.).

So, I end like I began: Fuck y'all. 1% of 150,000,000 (half the current population of the U.S.) is 1,500,000. I gotta get to work!