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Awful news. But why...WHY not put it in the bank so it doesn't get stolen???



Aside from your common sense and intellect G, You may be too far removed from TODAY's young whore...Along with the remote issue of a paper trail for any collection agencies or even the EYE ARE ESS, money in a bank would go against the perpetual lazy streak and inclination to follow the path (to their drugs) of least/no resistance. That is to say....Whore wakes at 2:30 pm, and wants to "bake" as she wakes...but her stash is Gone/Stolen/used up, so she Hollers in to her cell phone....except she cant find the cell phone because that too has been lost/stolen/swallowed by her rommie's pet Boa Constrictor, so she gets in her car to go see her dealer...but she cant remember where she parked the car so she knocks on her neighbor's door to use his phone to call a fan boy groupie who will do anything for her, to drive her to the dealer...Now stop for a second: If she has money in a bank account, she will need a A(ss)T(o)M(outh) card...what's the likelihood of her having THAT available, and then remembering her password? It is too much like a credit card, which begets its own issues in the hands of a braindead, no-concept-of-responsibility whore. I wont even discuss a checkbook which requires simple math and reading skills, as well as legible writing and spelling ability to fill out a withdrawal slip. She'd have to remember to bring her I.D. too, assuming she can find that...This is all clearly a ditz's nightmare when she WANTS to just get high...or even something as innocuous as buy another 200 dollar pair of sandals.

I think there is a Business opportunity here for someone like Brandon, or Dick Nasty. Porn whores do not need banks...Just One HUGE fuckin' mattress somewhere for them to put their money...allowing Brandon or Dick nasty to guard it means they will be too busy defiling new wannabe porn whores on top of said Big Fuckin Mattress for anyone to want to go near it, let alone steal from it.
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