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#288002 - 11/22/07 02:52 AM Sal MckVey's bitches have standards
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	From Sal's MySpace: NEW RULE NEEDS TO BE fucking REINFORCED!!! here goes fuckin nothing...When you guys have me do your show with my girls at a bachelor party...just know when i ask you guys if you if you have a freaking stereo...do not say fuckin yes unless you really have one !!!! yesterday night my girls and I danced off to an XBOX connected to a small TV set..all treble no bass! What's wrong?? But my girls sacrificed their pussies anyways for this guy that was getting married this sunday No more! No more dancing to: X-BOXES PLAYSTATIONS ALARM CLOCKS IN HOTEL ROOMS MTV OR BET FROM THE TV COMPUTERS WITH SHITTY SPEAKERS 8 TRACK STEREOS PHONOGRAPHS RUNNING A CD HEADSET INTO A TV A OLD VHS TAPE WITH OLD ASS MUSIC VIDS DRUNK ASS DUDES HUMMING ROR, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT CAUSE YOU FORGOT THE DAMN BOX ALL IN ALL. You guys get it together! sal mckgay's bulletin _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#288003 - 11/22/07 11:49 AM Re: Sal MckVey's bitches have standards
Anonymous Unregistered	They'll "sacrifice their pussies" without hesitation, but dancing to drunk dudes humming "Ror Ror Ror your boat" is too much for a freak to bear?
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#288004 - 11/22/07 08:36 PM Re: Sal MckVey's bitches have standards
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	I take offense to the phonograph line. I spun a couple of my vinyl albums this morning at high volume and I swear I have a few leg-spreaders in my collection.
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#288005 - 11/22/07 10:01 PM Re: Sal MckVey's bitches have standards
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	He never fails to amuse. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#288006 - 11/23/07 04:17 AM Re: Sal MckVey's bitches have standards
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: I take offense to the phonograph line. I spun a couple of my vinyl albums this morning at high volume and I swear I have a few leg-spreaders in my collection. Here he is practicing for his Metrosexual/Gay Marriage bachelor party clients while listening to Depeche Mode's "Dreaming of Me" blasting from his 1995 Saturn's car stereo parked next to the door of his Super 8 motel room...on a rainy Tuesday Morning after he ate a two Denny's grand Slam breakfasts and 5 Slim Jims. I dont know, nor want to know what he plans on "sacrificing" ... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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