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#287925 - 11/20/07 06:37 PM I saw Beowulf tonight.
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Good movie with some unique special effects. It strays from the classic story enough to cause dunderheaded high-schoolers to flunk English Lit exams for generations to come. The Queen looked like Gen Padova. This movie is approved.
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#287926 - 11/20/07 06:43 PM Re: I saw Beowulf tonight.
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	nice. i'm going to the imax theater in AC for the 3D version after thanksgiving. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#287927 - 11/20/07 06:51 PM Re: I saw Beowulf tonight.
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Damn I didn't know it was coming out, or was out in 3-D. It will kick ass in that format.
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#287928 - 11/20/07 07:10 PM Re: I saw Beowulf tonight.
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	yeah, I'm pretty psyched should be fun. the 3D version is exclusive to the imax theaters only, I believe. luckily the tropicana has one. I haven't seen a 3D movie or 3D anything in forever. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#287929 - 11/20/07 07:39 PM Re: I saw Beowulf tonight.
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	I'm frightened by the "i am Beowolf " yell of the commercials and it's similarity to 300's "this is Sparta". If bornyo likes it though maybe i will too. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#287930 - 11/21/07 01:12 AM Re: I saw Beowulf tonight.
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: Good movie with some unique special effects. It strays from the classic story enough to cause dunderheaded high-schoolers to flunk English Lit exams for generations to come. Ah...this reminds me of the time my English class was studying 'The Handmaid's Tale' by Margaret Atwood. I had lent a classmate the movie, and he had based his essay on that. It was only when we were queuing up in the corridor outside the classroom that it dawned on him that the movie ending is completely different to the book, and thus had to hastily re-write the end of his essay using people's backs and the walls for support. Those were the days...
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#287931 - 11/21/07 08:25 AM Re: I saw Beowulf tonight.
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: . It strays from the classic story enough to cause dunderheaded high-schoolers to flunk English Lit exams for generations to come. You speak more truth than you know....hanging around here at home, I have been invited to my old High School a few times to speak to some classes and visit with old teachers. My former Advanced English teacher told me of the incident a couple years back where he discovered one kid was reading the Cliff Notes to Chaucer, and then SUMMARIZING THE CLIFF NOTE for 9 or 10 other lazy shiftless 11th graders. Since there had been a scandal earlier that year of Kids fucking in the Bathrooms, I immediately wondered how many future porn chicks are now at my old highschool. [formula] SLOTH + FUCKING in THE BATHROOMS + Short Changing Your Education = Genesis Skye [/formula] Right??? I am just jealous, as a 17 year old Harvard-bound prodigy with a perpetual boner I used to finish my Calculus exams in 20 minutes and spend the next 30 minutes of the period jerking off in the bathroom...oh to be young again today. Quote: The Queen looked like Gen Padova. So one of the dunderheads referenced above who spends all his time on the Net entranced with porn instead of studying will triumphantly answer the exam question "What happens to the queen in Beowulf?" with the response: "She died of cancer...!!" I weep for the future.... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#287932 - 11/21/07 09:28 PM Re: I saw Beowulf tonight.
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	My AP courses skipped Beowulf in favor of Faulkner, Hemingway, and Shakespeare. In my free time, read Dostoevsky, Gogol and Chekhov. Scored a perfect "5" on the AP Literature/Composition exam. Therefore, missing "Beowulf" is not a big thing to me and it looks silly. _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#287933 - 12/01/07 08:13 PM Re: I saw Beowulf tonight.
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Saw the movie on thurs. night. the imax 3d was insane. no joke, if there is an imax theatre in your area consider checking it out. the movie itself was ok, you have to like that type of movie action/adventure/fantasy to enjoy beowulf, but the 3d makes it unreal. a must see if you're interested in that jondra. oh yeah and I don't want to forget so I must mention that Angelina Jolie's boobs in 3d are fucking amazing. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#287934 - 12/07/07 02:21 AM Re: I saw Beowulf tonight.
chaunceloather Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 11/03/06 Posts: 37	Agreed that 3D made it totally awesome. Also agreed that naked cartoon angelina jolie was awesome
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#287935 - 12/10/07 06:28 AM Re: I saw Beowulf tonight.
Malcolm Y Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 10/01/07 Posts: 135	Quote: hanging around here at home, I have been invited to my old High School a few times to speak to some classes and visit with old teachers. Uhhh... what? Like the dude they bring in to show people why you need to be careful while crossing the street and stuff or what?
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