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. It strays from the classic story enough to cause dunderheaded high-schoolers to flunk English Lit exams for generations to come.



You speak more truth than you know....hanging around here at home, I have been invited to my old High School a few times to speak to some classes and visit with old teachers. My former Advanced English teacher told me of the incident a couple years back where he discovered one kid was reading the Cliff Notes to Chaucer, and then SUMMARIZING THE CLIFF NOTE for 9 or 10 other lazy shiftless 11th graders. Since there had been a scandal earlier that year of Kids fucking in the Bathrooms, I immediately wondered how many future porn chicks are now at my old highschool. [formula] SLOTH + FUCKING in THE BATHROOMS + Short Changing Your Education = Genesis Skye [/formula] Right???

I am just jealous, as a 17 year old Harvard-bound prodigy with a perpetual boner I used to finish my Calculus exams in 20 minutes and spend the next 30 minutes of the period jerking off in the bathroom...oh to be young again today.


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The Queen looked like Gen Padova.



So one of the dunderheads referenced above who spends all his time on the Net entranced with porn instead of studying will triumphantly answer the exam question "What happens to the queen in Beowulf?" with the response: "She died of cancer...!!" I weep for the future....
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