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do i have to wear blackface to eat fried chicken in safety? you people make it sound like this is the case.

it's like 5:30 and I'm up because i need to drop my car off in brookline on the last possible day i can to get one of those mass state inspection stickers they make you get yearly. it's a huge pain in the ass but i will be passing many fastfood breakfast options and i clearly have nothing but kashi and cheerios here and i want to get fat like ron jeremy.

does anyone have any suggestions for something truly greasy and horrible but good?



Do you remember, including the actual name, of that former German-themed restaurant in Harvard Square next to Au-Bon-Pain-in-the-ass and where all the chess tables are out in front and the elevator to the "T" stop is, and across the street (sort of) from the Greenhouse Cafe?? Arggh, I cant remember the name, like "Hofrbrau Heaven / Cardiac Hell" or "~Sieg Heil! Come on in and stay a while!" etc etc etc? They had a Knockwurst and Eggs Breakfast Sandwich that had a month's worth of Saturated Fat...I used to grab it on the way to VERY early morning sections at the Science Center because I was afraid to eat the food in the science center cafe back then due to fags who were fucking in the Science Center downstairs bathrooms, and the Science center bathrooms were listed in several gay sex guides as places to hook up. In those days of my youth I wore my homophobia like a cubscout wears his first wolfpack badge....

Cornell had the best food EVER....EVER. Our food sucked ass until I had just about graduated: during my last semester (January 1992) Harvard Dining Services had hired the award-winning dude from University of California-Irvine who transformed our Menu into more "normal" food that 18-21 year old hungry kids wanted to consume, regardless of their breeding and income level. Out went featured entrees like Crepes Souzette and Seafood Newburg (prepared by 30 year old High School educated cooks from Somerville by the way), and in came Cold Cut Grinders, Fish Sticks and Shoestring French fries (well the newburg and crepes were still available, just not "featured')
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Are you gonna eat that?