do i have to wear blackface to eat fried chicken in safety? you people make it sound like this is the case.

it's like 5:30 and I'm up because i need to drop my car off in brookline on the last possible day i can to get one of those mass state inspection stickers they make you get yearly. it's a huge pain in the ass but i will be passing many fastfood breakfast options and i clearly have nothing but kashi and cheerios here and i want to get fat like ron jeremy.

does anyone have any suggestions for something truly greasy and horrible but good?