It's a testament to the thoroughness which sloth permeates a porn chick's essence that she would pick her name right off a street sign or from the Thomas Guide (No MapQuest in the 80s). Does anyone know if agencies have a "Random Porn Chick Name Generator" where you just press a button and the computer pairs two randomly selected words, narrowed within certain parameters?

I have never met a woman named Desdemona, my favorite Shakespeare character. seems like a perfect porn chick name to me. Fitting too if you know Othello