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As a fake mortician I must confess that I have fucked a dead porn chick or two while on my prep table. Haley Paige was a lot of fun, she could take a good donkey punch. I wanted to fuck Julie Robbins, but just couldn't get past that honker.



We've got a fake mortician now?
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