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So, okay, strip clubs are not places to go to listen to good music. Here lately, whenever I stop by one of these places I hear this song which I found through the magical information gathering device known as Google is "Next Contestant" by Nickelback(lyric here).

Yeah, I really feel the urge to tip a girl who is dancing to song where some butt-rocker is threating to bash the brains in of anybody who even glances at his "bitch" in the wrong way. Honestly, who with an average intelligence level can think this is a good song to play in a strip club of all places? Make me think the boyfriend of the girl is making her dance to this song as a warning to any customer who has any funny ideas. The jealous(or is that gellus?) guy is possibly somewhere in the club watching and waiting for some poor sap to make the wrong move and beat him down in the parking lot when he tries to leave.

Bad choice of a song to strip to.



Tidbit of Burglar wisdom....40-50% of strippers have a psychotic boyfriend/suitcase-less pimp either lurking/working in the club or waiting outside with curled knuckles for his bitch to either act overly friendly (in his mind) with a "fish" (i.e. customer) or fork over 87% of her take for the night so he can go place it all on "Black" or the over/under for North Dakota State vs. Wyoming.

I pay strippers well but VERY selectively.....
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