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#287450 - 11/16/07 05:56 PM Bad Strip Club Music
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	So, okay, strip clubs are not places to go to listen to good music. Here lately, whenever I stop by one of these places I hear this song which I found through the magical information gathering device known as Google is "Next Contestant" by Nickelback(lyric here). Yeah, I really feel the urge to tip a girl who is dancing to song where some butt-rocker is threating to bash the brains in of anybody who even glances at his "bitch" in the wrong way. Honestly, who with an average intelligence level can think this is a good song to play in a strip club of all places? Make me think the boyfriend of the girl is making her dance to this song as a warning to any customer who has any funny ideas. The jealous(or is that gellus?) guy is possibly somewhere in the club watching and waiting for some poor sap to make the wrong move and beat him down in the parking lot when he tries to leave. Bad choice of a song to strip to. _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#287451 - 11/16/07 06:56 PM Re: Bad Strip Club Music
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Who knows what goes through these broads' heads. She probably just likes the melody and didn't even listen to the words. The other worst song to play in a stripclub is that Outkast song that goes, "Smells like poo poop. Poo poo-oooooh." This girl I used to work with danced to it. Gorgeous girl, but what a message to send to the customers. Wow. I didn't know her well enough to broach the subject. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#287452 - 11/17/07 09:18 PM Re: Bad Strip Club Music
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: So, okay, strip clubs are not places to go to listen to good music. Here lately, whenever I stop by one of these places I hear this song which I found through the magical information gathering device known as Google is "Next Contestant" by Nickelback(lyric here). Yeah, I really feel the urge to tip a girl who is dancing to song where some butt-rocker is threating to bash the brains in of anybody who even glances at his "bitch" in the wrong way. Honestly, who with an average intelligence level can think this is a good song to play in a strip club of all places? Make me think the boyfriend of the girl is making her dance to this song as a warning to any customer who has any funny ideas. The jealous(or is that gellus?) guy is possibly somewhere in the club watching and waiting for some poor sap to make the wrong move and beat him down in the parking lot when he tries to leave. Bad choice of a song to strip to. Tidbit of Burglar wisdom....40-50% of strippers have a psychotic boyfriend/suitcase-less pimp either lurking/working in the club or waiting outside with curled knuckles for his bitch to either act overly friendly (in his mind) with a "fish" (i.e. customer) or fork over 87% of her take for the night so he can go place it all on "Black" or the over/under for North Dakota State vs. Wyoming. I pay strippers well but VERY selectively..... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#287453 - 11/17/07 10:26 PM Re: Bad Strip Club Music
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	These are the type of songs you need to request...guarantee NONE of the 25 and under roid-raging boyfriends know or like this music and will allow their eyes to wander to the other chicks they want while THEIR current chick grinds her ass into your crotch and makes you splooge to this music... web page _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#287454 - 11/18/07 05:18 AM Re: Bad Strip Club Music
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	I prefer clubs that let the girls choose their own music. A good dancer can move to anything the dj plays, but some of the newer girls can be awkward unless they're dancing to a familiar song they have practised at home. In keeping with Burg's comment, I pay well, but never extravagantly. I've had friends around the strip business since I was 17 and I've never been under the impression that if I tip her enough I might get to go home with her. I also like to make note of the bouncers' tattoos so I know which motorcycle club my money is being funnelled to. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#287455 - 11/18/07 08:23 PM Re:Strip Club Music Mea Culpa
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	This is what I meant for everyone to hear/see...never post when obliterated, only buzzed _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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