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#287327 - 11/14/07 09:26 PM Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Work's kept me uber-swamped, but a few weeks ago when the "Chef Jeff" story hit and the word mainstream was thrown around on every adult site, I was going to ask what do you define "mainstream" as?

Yet today my old apprentices at The Koala just garnered all that attention and more with their newest scandal XPTers would *love* to read about. Can't say I was a part of this episode, but do make a few cameos in the interviews.

FOX 6 San Diego gets the bottom of this story...THEY ACTUALLY BUY BEER FOR US.

THE FOX 6 NEWS LEGAL ANALYSIS

(Open to analysis by all of XPT's armchair attorneys)

NBC San Diego's SHITTY INTERVIEW. They DON'T buy us beer.

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#287328 - 11/15/07 12:38 AM Re: Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Work's kept me uber-swamped, but a few weeks ago when the "Chef Jeff" story hit and the word mainstream was thrown around on every adult site, I was going to ask what do you define "mainstream" as?

Yet today my old apprentices at The Koala just garnered all that attention and more with their newest scandal XPTers would *love* to read about. Can't say I was a part of this episode, but do make a few cameos in the interviews.

FOX 6 San Diego gets the bottom of this story...THEY ACTUALLY BUY BEER FOR US.

THE FOX 6 NEWS LEGAL ANALYSIS

(Open to analysis by all of XPT's armchair attorneys)

NBC San Diego's SHITTY INTERVIEW. They DON'T buy us beer.






waoo!!! cool!!! did your grandmother recorded that in her VCR?

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#287329 - 11/15/07 01:03 AM Re: Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

I was going to ask what do you define "mainstream" as?






apparently anything that is not adult is considered by those in adult as 'mainstream'.

I swear if i ever become a performer, i'm going to concurrently go back to working as an extra to secure my 'mainstream crossover' wins.

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#287330 - 11/15/07 01:54 AM Re: Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
Nate Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/15/05
Posts: 145
Loc: Whoreville
Wow. I'm sure you're a household name now. How is your post news-worthy or even porn related again?

Daywalker!
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#287331 - 11/15/07 02:39 AM Re: Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
Quote:

Work's kept me uber-swamped, but a few weeks ago when the "Chef Jeff" story hit and the word mainstream was thrown around on every adult site, I was going to ask what do you define "mainstream" as?

Yet today my old apprentices at The Koala just garnered all that attention and more with their newest scandal XPTers would *love* to read about. Can't say I was a part of this episode, but do make a few cameos in the interviews.

FOX 6 San Diego gets the bottom of this story...THEY ACTUALLY BUY BEER FOR US.

THE FOX 6 NEWS LEGAL ANALYSIS

(Open to analysis by all of XPT's armchair attorneys)

NBC San Diego's SHITTY INTERVIEW. They DON'T buy us beer.






Dear Idiot,

Since you have the pretentious phrase of "At a Bullfight on Acid" on your profile I'd like to point something out.

Ernest Hemingway was about your age when he wrote his masterpiece and what are you doing? I'm not saying you need to live up to Heminwayesque standards but for GODS SAKE man.

What the fuck rules you and your pathetic GENERATION PORN?

Hate crime. Funny dude. Bitchen'.

You made bad porn with more ugly than standard players. Ground breaking.

What a truly lost generation you and your ilk are.

I know Andy Warhol was talking about FAME. However, your fifteen minutes of infamy is up guy.

JUST GO AWAY.




Edited by Trevor Plantaganit (11/15/07 02:41 AM)

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#287332 - 11/15/07 08:31 AM Re: Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Trevor...shut up.

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#287333 - 11/15/07 09:56 AM Re: Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
stevie why you didn't apply for Porn World Order?

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#287334 - 11/15/07 12:50 PM Re: Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

Since you have the pretentious phrase of "At a Bullfight on Acid" on your profile I'd like to point something out. Ernest Hemingway was about your age [SNIP}




Its a line from Caddyshack you retard, not from Hemingway...what part of the book was it when they were all dropping acid out of curiosity? Nice try acting like an intellectual though.

Wow, comparing me to Hemingway in accomplishments then saying "what the fuck is wrong with you?" Do you use a genius as your baseline for everything?

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#287335 - 11/15/07 10:02 PM Re: Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
Quote:

Trevor...shut up.




Fuck you. You only defend this pathetic lump of flesh because he made mistake of making a bad porn. He is an "INSIDER" because of it and in your fraternity.



Edited by Trevor Plantaganit (11/15/07 10:14 PM)

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#287336 - 11/15/07 10:13 PM Re: Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
Quote:

Quote:

Since you have the pretentious phrase of "At a Bullfight on Acid" on your profile I'd like to point something out. Ernest Hemingway was about your age [SNIP}




Its a line from Caddyshack you retard, not from Hemingway...what part of the book was it when they were all dropping acid out of curiosity? Nice try acting like an intellectual though.

Wow, comparing me to Hemingway in accomplishments then saying "what the fuck is wrong with you?" Do you use a genius as your baseline for everything?






I don't pretend to be an intelectual. If I did I would make pithy "observations" about a whore misspelling a word on a tattoo or type "Jondra" like it MEANS something. I have read the book The Sun Also Rises and am aware enough to KNOW that "the line from Caddy Shack" is inspired by the book. Since you embody what is wrong with your generation I thought that the comparison of the "Lost generation" to your pathetic lot would be clever. Again, I'm not an intellectual.

So Eat shit and Die you pasty fuck head.

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#287337 - 11/16/07 03:24 AM Re: Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

stevie why you didn't apply for Porn World Order?




New Porn Order. But omfg I just spit butternut squash soup all over my keyboard!
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#287338 - 11/16/07 10:24 PM Re: Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

I have read the book The Sun Also Rises and am aware enough to KNOW that "the line from Caddy Shack" is inspired by the book.




Wow, you claim you're not an intellectual but then claim you know the whole history behind the screenplay to Caddyshack. Congrats, you may not be an intellectual but you're a grade A bullshiter, fucktard.


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#287339 - 11/16/07 10:51 PM Re: Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days


Attachments
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#287340 - 11/16/07 11:07 PM Re: Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
Nate Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/15/05
Posts: 145
Loc: Whoreville

Daywalker!
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#287341 - 11/17/07 05:16 PM Re: Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
"TMZ Captures Evan Stone, Craig Valentine in Pro Wrestling Challange
Stone to challange for Valentine's championship belt

By Eddie Adams

Posted: 7:29 AM PST Nov 15, 2007

LOS ANGELES – TMZ’s cameras caught a professional wrestling challenge between adult performer Evan Stone and New Porn Order owner Craig Valentine outside a Los Angeles restaurant. Stone recently expressed his interest in adding professional wrestling to his list of credentials as well as taking the championship belt which Valentine currently holds.

The clip shows Valentine, along with NPO’s newest director and former WWE wrestler, Gangrel, challenging Stone to pick a professional wrestler of his choice and bring him to the Playboy Mansion on Friday during the Webmaster Access West party.

“If he’s impressive enough, I’ll consider putting the championship belt on the line,” said Valentine.

TMZ's camera then caught some commentary from Ron Jeremy on the porn-wrestling connection. Quoth the Hedgehog: "It's a new kind of cuddle.""

The stupidity of "professional" wrestling coupled with the inherent stupidity of porners guarantees a trainwreck of epic, stupid proportions.
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#287342 - 11/18/07 07:06 AM Re: Back in the "Mainstream" Again...
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
They should have the first ever grotto match. First man to make their opponent turn irreversibly blue wins.
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