About the Hottest spectacle I ever witnessed that did not involve my own Dick and splooge was the time this Mocha skinned black stripper with the most amazing tongue sliced the end off a Twinkie and cleaned the cream out of the middle without eating any of the cake. I mean she stuck her tongue ALL THE WAY in there, while she was about a foot from my face...I froze in stunned amazement. I tipped her 200.

I called in sick and I spent the next two days rubbing my penis in a rapid vertical motion. The image is burned into my fucking brain forever.....