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#287273 - 11/14/07 04:54 PM
Do you go to sex clubs?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I know some folks here go to strip clubs, but I'm curious: does anyone here go to sex clubs?
In high school I knew this place called Terry's Place. Terry was a whore and had renovated a hotel into a house (her house). The upstairs was a casino and downstairs was where the action took place: anything from being pissed on, public fornication, whipping etc
If you went to a club and didn't get laid this was the place to make a stop by. The chicks weren't always fit but you were guaranteed to boink someone by the end of the night- even if it was a milf.
Does anyone go to sex clubs? Or did they? Isn't it much better that a strip club?
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#287275 - 11/14/07 05:37 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1134
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I have been to swing clubs and house parties in the past. I am assuming you mean something like this as opposed to a whore house/massage parlor which I have never visited.
You can sometimes find someone reasonably hot to fuck. Most of the time it is older couples where the woman identifies as BBW and has a fetish of being fucked by a lot of guys while the hubby watches. If are relatively cool and mellow, you have a pretty good chance of getting laid if you are a guy.
I usually like the couples events as it is more like an orgy than a JM gangbang/bukkake. I got to bang a very cute Persian woman while her husband fucked the woman I brought with me at a few of the house parties I went to.
In Los Angeles there is a very high end swingers group that spends a lot of money to rent out a floor from high-end hotels to party. They cater to very rich/celebrity types.
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#287279 - 11/14/07 06:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I was only interested if Michelle Pfeiffer was involved.
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#287280 - 11/14/07 06:30 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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There's a prominent swinger's club here that meets twice a month at a bar downtown. My ex and I were thinking about checking it out just for the helluvit so we contacted the hosts and asked for details. I passed on it for two reasons: the demographic was mainly 40's and 50's and that most of the male halves of the couples are bisexual and I should expect to be hit on. Fuck that. Boring or not, I'll take strip joint prices any day.
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#287283 - 11/14/07 08:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Most swingers are yucky to me. I doubt I'll ever try a swing club.
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#287284 - 11/14/07 08:21 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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Swing clubs are much like American nude beaches: great in theory but not so good in practice. You see people naked who you definitely don't want to see naked.  On rare occasions you will find a hot person, but for the most part not. That is why I haven't been to a swing club/house party in about 5 years or so.
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#287287 - 11/15/07 01:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Most swingers are yucky to me. I doubt I'll ever try a swing club.
San Francisco's Power Exchange, the most repugnant place i ever saw...maybe lord master damien can do some of his movies there 
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#287288 - 11/15/07 03:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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(Never) Been There, (Never) Done that...
Swingers tend to be Bi-polar, Schizophrenic, Masochistic, part wild animal, part domesticated beast. Would Not fuck a swinger chick with someone else's dick.
Something about professional whores who do it for money makes it seem more rational and "ok" in my mind, even if she has a functional substance problem. In fact, a whore who does what she does BECAUSE of a substance problem is totally ok in my book, since I favor legalization of all drugs...except that shit-based stuff everyone is now discussing. If you do that...um, "Shit", you should be exiled to North Dakota to Huff Bison turds.
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#287289 - 11/15/07 08:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Been to Plato's Retreat once, didnt participate and been to the Vault many, many times, again didnt participate, just was a voyeur and they also put on shows, very interesting. Slave/Master shows, hot candle wax, rope tie ups, shit like that. Also went to Paddles just for the shows, (they didnt serve alchohol and you had to sign your name when you went in, HAHA, many Jane & John Does  ) never once did I participate in anything, those places are very dirty, I skeeve them big time, but I get fascinated by the craziness of people, the floors are extremely sticky, and they hand out paper towels and condoms (I didnt see anyone using condoms, not once)!! When I was really young (about 14) my 3 male gay cousins took me to Ramrods once, I didnt understand anything but I saw alot of cans of crisco around there and like leather swing hammocks with men up to their shoulders in mens asses. I didnt enjoy it. (P.S. I had fake ID, always looked a bit older, you only had to be 18, and since I went in with 3 very gay men, they didnt question I was female).
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#287292 - 11/20/07 07:08 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#287293 - 11/20/07 08:53 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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#287296 - 11/20/07 01:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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i have been to the power exchange in san francisco. its a wild wild place
and the area its not safe, when i left the place, i saw a guy trying stole a car.
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#287297 - 11/20/07 05:52 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
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Loc: at the end of the longest line
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#287298 - 11/20/07 05:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Keep in mind that when gigi and I were 14 or 15, porn didn't really have creampie sucking yet.
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#287301 - 11/20/07 08:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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went to a swingers' club once. only hooked up with the couple we went there with; the chick was a nurse who worked with my husband. my husband fucked her and i ate his cum out of her pussy. this was before i watched porn, so i thought i like invented that  . a couple of years later, i see my first creampie flick, and i was completely devastated. i thought i was so original.   
did you don't fear std's?
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#287302 - 11/21/07 05:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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About the Hottest spectacle I ever witnessed that did not involve my own Dick and splooge was the time this Mocha skinned black stripper with the most amazing tongue sliced the end off a Twinkie and cleaned the cream out of the middle without eating any of the cake. I mean she stuck her tongue ALL THE WAY in there, while she was about a foot from my face...I froze in stunned amazement. I tipped her 200.
I called in sick and I spent the next two days rubbing my penis in a rapid vertical motion. The image is burned into my fucking brain forever.....
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#287304 - 11/21/07 09:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Loc: Portland
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#287305 - 11/24/07 09:27 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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my husband fucked her and i ate his cum out of her pussy. this was before i watched porn, so i thought i like invented that . a couple of years later, i see my first creampie flick, and i was completely devastated. i thought i was so original.
Strange, I would have picture you as a girl who had been watching porn since she was about 14 or 15. Sneaking tapes out of your father's sock drawer or something similar, while an innocent older brother would get blamed and a few wallops from the big belt when one came up missing.
ninety percent of all my porn viewing happened after age thirty (blame the meth), although i distinctly remember the first time i did watch: night before the last day of finals for first semester of my sophomore year, myles standish hall, kenmore square, boston... i was hanging out in the room of the guys' next door-- one of them (his last name was "sieman"  ) was kind enough to teach me how to suck dick... anyway, i blew off studying for my french final in lieu of "practicing"... afterwards he put in this stupid, stupid porn and we watched nina hartley for like ten minutes and then i think i fell asleep. but never watched it as a young teen... my parents had split by then and my brother was ten years older...
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