A friend of mine recently challenged me: How can you watch so much porn and not get bored? It's practically all the same- he said. But there are some things that never get old, regardless of how many times you've seen them, and Squirt in my Gape, as ridiculous as the name sounds, it just one of those anomalies.

I suppose there is something absurdly interesting in watching one whore piss in another's asshole, though I wonder: what next? What will I be interested in once the fuel of watching piss overflowing gapes burns out?

I don't care. It's somewhat embarrassing already that I like that shit. Each scene, decadent and stupid, begins with the two whores dancing to some techno disco music then commencing to the vile behavior of pissing in one another's asshole.

The only two scenes you should really pay attention to are the Jada Fire/Nicki Hunter and Sierra Sin/Annie Cruz duos. Why? If you know what clumsy childish enthusiasm is like, imagine that with skittish perverse zest with an overload of piss and you might just get the idea of what to expect.

Useless music and your favorite whores? Drop your pants because this is pretty good.

The box cover shot is niiiiice!