Derek's been importing hookers into porn for a long time now. Ask any English porn producer who was around when Derek was still back in England. Everyone knew Carmella Bing and Daniel Derek were washed out hookers from the East Coast. Demi whats-her-name? She didn't wind up with LAD by accident. Ditto hooker-whores Taryn Thomas Katja Kassin and Jenny Hendrix. Why the hell else would Hailey Young still be listed there? She offered up her virgin dirthole for plunder, and no one took her up on it. Derek's only real remorse is probably that he never signed up superhooker Kelly Wells.

I do give Limey some credit, it would be pretty stupid for Joel Lawrence to want to pay for his agency. About as stupid as Drew Black wanting $750M for adultdvdtalk.com. Why not just let ICE and the FBI come in, shut him down, then start calling the newly agentless whores offering them his own representation?

Hey BenDerek, "Bachelor parties." That's your code talk for "available for common prositution," right?